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Buy her a Kindle with Amazons next day delivery. Or anything from Amazon tbh.

Asda ones!

Send flowers. Interflora will probably deliver today if it's her birthday.

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I really ought to go to Paris. I think I'd like it.

CT, if you don't pack in your whinging I'll ban you for a bit just because I now can. Power mad!

You better believe it honey

As a right-handed girl it looks like I'm unique!

We're waiting to get all the new mods on board before we make a decision. That's almost done now. However, we're also under no obligation whatsoever to tell anyone what has happened with any other board member, so just keep enjoying the silence for now!

The pepper grinder left it's mark.

We've had them too. Depends what's been shoved up there

Sorry Just telling it like it is. I'd rather deal with a ruptured aneurysm that a bike de-glovvy thing. Ming mong. Oh and it knacks!!

I got it from Central Station after I'd been to the arena. That's not to say there's not many a nutter round here in Seaham like

Lordy, that's not pretty. I got the metro alone last night at nearly midnight and didn't get deaded, despite there being lots of absolutely mental-looking people around.

At what point did I say they came straight to theatre like? I said some of the messiest cases I've had have been motorcycle related, and they have. Generally because they include de-gloving injuries which are minging enough before you get to the nasty stuff. Oh and LBT - you're okay thanks - he's all yours!

Off til Thursday night here. I couldn't be happier!

I know where you worked, and I know what the messiest cases are that I get in theatre. Good luck to you with your bike - I hope it's cool as fuck. Makes no odds to me!

Nope, a lot of fatalities are normal bike riders chugging along at 40-50. It depends on what hits you and where you land. Good luck looking like a "fucking dude" too. The fact that you typed that phrase automatically means that you won't.

As if I'd let you into the inner sanctum!

I've had to try and put people back together after they've been scraped off the road following bike accidents. My son will never have one as long as I live.

Oh it's all change!

And piss.

That secret forum called "Admin?" The clue about who is posting in there is in the name

He's in limbo at the moment whilst we get stuff sorted.

I'm sure you can still feel her love and she'd be so proud of you and them lovely bairns