catmag

Well done, Kevin. You're a good boy *pats head*

Good on you CT

Those babys are staring right at me, an dey biiig!

Not tonight love, I'm day off

I don't get to wear the Babs Windsor little nursey dress though

Eww man

There's some major procrastination going on here like. I really have to go shopping but can't seem to unglue my arse from the settee

Sounds like a bitter woman It's really sad because she's the one who is missing out most of all. My own grandparents have always been devout Catholics - they met each other at the church youth club in the 1940's. They have 14 grandchildren, some of us are divorced, some have been in bother with drugs, some have had babies out of wedlock, one had a baby at 16! but they've always stood by us and loved us regardless of what we've done that they may not approve of 100%

I think like a psychologist, probably having a big sis who's devoted her life to psychology has got me this way, but I was always think about reasons why people say things, probably look too deeply sometimes tbh. However, it's pretty obvious you're a very attractive girl so the only plausible reasons why he would say that to you a) he's sexually frustrated he knows you're out of his league c) he's having a shit night so he's trying to ruin someone else. You should've put your high heels in his eye tbh. Mancs criticising the way anyone looks is hilarious anyway on any level, ugliest people in the UK I'd say, other than people from Carlisle, Boro, Liverpool and NE Lancs. The only reason mancmag is a good looking boy is his fatha's geordie, you don't get 6ft2 indigenous mancs put it that way. I think it was a dare cos there was a crowd of equally pissed students stood egging him on. Nevertheless, I saw him later on looking sheepish and rubbing his chin... And don't be dissing the Mancs! I lived there for 10 years and my best mates are still there. Plenty of dickheads just like anywhere but some absolute sweethearts aswell - plus several good-looking ones

My ex father-in-law is just like that -so fucking pious and a complete martyr. Very quick to lecture others (normally his own children) on the subject of morality but a complete hypocrite at the same time. When my ex and I moved in together before we were married his parents wouldn't visit our house. They did come round once for something but stood and talked on the doorstep and wouldn't come in. Yet, he had several sisters that were 'living-in-sin' and had children and they would go round to theirs because otherwise they wouldn't see their grandchildren. Anyway Stevie, your mates lass should be speaking to him about why she's so offended by what he's done, and not bitching with her sisters.

Twat

You forgot the bit where I was in labour and you went to get fish and chips to eat while you watched the Man U match on the labour ward telly

Fuck off Bramley. Stop ruining my moment

He was the best-looking one by miles!

Catmag tbh Funnily enough I thought the same thing when I saw it "Oh Edmund, I do love it when you get cross. Sometimes I think about having you executed just to see the expression on your face.."

I've told this on here before, I think. I was about 21 and was just walking into a nightclub in Manc (upstairs in Jabez for them that know it) and there was a steamingly drunk knobhead of a bloke who staggered up to me as I waked through the door and said "how does it feel to be fat and ugly?" He had a pissed-up smirk on his face and after a split second of silence I just punched him in the face without even realising what I was doing. He hit the floor and I walked over him and went to the bar.

Dear me, that's tenuous

Was wondering about doing this when I go round the West coast of the US and then Australia. I won't bother if nobody is interested, but if anyone wants to know I'll put it up on here? Aye, do it. I used travbuddy.com to do mine and it was good because it's also got recommendations for what to do/see/where to stay from people that are travelling there at the same time as you. In fact, did you not sign up to it to follow mine at the time?

Thank you to every single one of you in this thread. I have snot coming down my nose and tears streaming down my face after reading this thread from beginning to end for the first time

I don't finish work til 8am and my morning person has just come in! I'm outta here Vive le weekend

God knows what you thought I looked like. Hey man, that was a compliment from me I'm not sure I had a full mental picture of you actually. You've always just been this arsehole that I had ongoing battles with

You look far more normal than I imagined

I'd still love to be a travel writer. Not a book, but a blog preferably. Really enjoyed blogging my way round South Africa, and now it's still online so I can read back and remember the daft things that you forget. Not sure anyone would be bothered to read it like, but it would keep me more than happy.