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Leopard Creek in Mpumalanga, South Africa. I don't do golf or golf courses but I stayed at the Pestana Kruger Lodge which was opposite this course and the surroundings are stunning. It's on the border of the Kruger National Park and the Crocodile River and it's just an amazing place to be.

Obviously. Was it any good? Fucking hate musicals myself, but just to be conversational while we wander through this uncomfortable sexual tension. Loved it, but I've loved it since I was about 16 so it was always going to be a hit. Sexual tension wise - he would have been really quite hot, if his face wasn't nearly the exact same as yours Mwah Ah, so if it was exactly the same... No

Obviously. Was it any good? Fucking hate musicals myself, but just to be conversational while we wander through this uncomfortable sexual tension. Loved it, but I've loved it since I was about 16 so it was always going to be a hit. Sexual tension wise - he would have been really quite hot, if his face wasn't nearly the exact same as yours Mwah

Dave Fish - I've just got home after seeing Joseph and his dreamcoat etc at the theatre and one of Joseph's brothers looked so much like you that I couldn't take my eyes of him all night. Not in a fanciable way, obviously..

He surprises me every day at the moment with the words I didn't realise he knew. Today he said "Noooo mammy! JoJo's bucket!" I'd only bought the bloody bucket (full of playdough) yesterday. Oh and his current favourite, instead of "One, two, three...JUMP!" he says "Two, two, two, two......JUP!"

Having the bairn look at me with big brown eyes and with a very serious nod say "Ruff ooo (love you) Mammy" will make me smile forever

I wish you would pack it in reporting people. It's clogging up my e-mails. And if you think you're big and clever and start repeatedly reporting posts just to be a twat then you'll find yourself banned for being a nuisance.

Binman for me too, except for when it's really raining

That pic is class

I thought you'd been beaten up too when I saw that pic. You bloody idiot!

He's not really American btw. I used to fancy Julia Sawalha in that. I know. I was gutted when I found out

Press Gang. I used to be completely in love with Dexter Fletcher.

That was before Christmas actually They've obviously not updated for a while. Yes still on 10pm til 2am every night except Friday. And yes I still listen to it Stevie - that was really good Halloween was before Xmas? No shit? No, when they were in Jamaica, you sarky twat!

That was before Christmas actually They've obviously not updated for a while. Yes still on 10pm til 2am every night except Friday. And yes I still listen to it Stevie - that was really good

I'm having a cup of tea and a cherry bakewell before bed. Proof if it were ever needed that I need to start going out more. I appear to have turned into my grandma...

Aww, you soft shite

Pics then??

Unbelievably sad. Can't begin to imagine how you get through that.

The Mill House is about 5 mins from my parents house and the food has always been spot on whenever we've been. The Bowes Incline does gorgeous food too - their seafood mixed grill is amazing.

Helensburgh. I know a lad from there. Bit of twat, truth be told. I went to a wedding near there. Dodgy fuckers, the lot of them.

Was it all warm and then started to congeal? Thunder and balloons for me like. What is wrong with you woman! (funny sidebar, we broke up a month later, without seeing eachother in the interim. Dave don't like bleeders) You'd be fucking useless in an operating theatre. Sometimes there's enough pressure behind it that it hits the operating lights once the scalpel goes in

Was it all warm and then started to congeal? Thunder and balloons for me like.

Permanent nights here too, and while I don't drink when I come home as a rule there have been very occasional, stressful nightshifts when I've come home and had a drink if there's been an open bottle of wine in the fridge. As you say, it feels like your night-time and I tend to turn things around (will eat breakfast when I get up on an afternoon and have a main meal at 2am etc) so why the hell not! Just don't open the door to anyone with a can/wine glass in your hand cos it looks bad

Pack it in the pair of you or else you're grounded!

Don't beat yourself up. It's all part of growing up and it won't be the last time you get in such a state.