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There would be a variety of sweet treats, but I'm not getting into savoury territory

You'd have to go to Mrs Miggin's (aka CT) Authentic Geordie Fusion Emporium.

No! It's not a cafe - it's a coffe/cake shop and you can't take the books home

I'd open a coffee/bookshop. Dark wood bookshelves from floor to ceiling, comfy sofas, homemade cakes and freshly brewed coffee. People could come and go, use it as a bit of time out, take books from the shelves to read and relax for as long as they wanted. A little haven of chilled-out peace and quiet from the real world.

Oh dear

Someone I work with recently bragged about an impending trip to South Africa where he was going big-game hunting. He also happens to be the biggest c**t I've ever had the misfortune to meet, alongside having Little Man (and probably Little Dick) Syndrome. The most amazing trip I've ever had was to South Africa, in no small part for having the opportunity to see these animals in their own habitat. It was a humbling experience and all the recent photos of 'trophy' wild animals sicken me beyond belief. To redress the balance, here's MY lion in Kruger Park. He was quite magnificent and a little perturbed that our jeep had disturbed his kip.

You're right - it's not!

10 months, shithead! Not that anyone would guess

Oh lighten up, grandad!

Just heard on the news that a man has been shot dead with a starter pistol. Police think it may be race related...

I love it. Found myself transfixed at one point (when Astrid first finds out and they take her out to fly) only to find the bairn had buggered off to do something else and I was watching it by myself.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Return of the Jedi How to Train Your Dragon It's been a movie-filled kinda rainy day.

Currently drinking water, eating toast and have had 2 pre-emptive paracetamol. Fingers crossed!

It's not even as if it looks particularly predatory (the cucumber, that is)

Just through the door from a 14 1/2hr-shift that was meant to finish at 8am. If anyone has a nice little 9-5, Mon-Fri vacancy going on, please let me know. Fucking hell

Eeee, man. I genuinely nearly choked on my G&T

http://www.eyeofthetynephotography.co.uk/timetravel Old blended with new. Some outstanding images.

"The large number of PM's" :lol:

You might need that seeing to pet I'm not at work tonight so I can't help you..

Good piece by Stuart Lee in the Guardian about this.. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/19/stewart-lee-bbc-witch-hunters-reform-panel-culture-secretary

Yeah, of course.

I've loved being part of #ImInWorkJeremy on Twitter over the past 24hrs. Thousands of posts and photos of those of us who already provide that elusive 7-day NHS service that Hunt believes we don't already have. But as many have said, he probably won't see any of it til Monday when he's back at work.