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Shearer looks like he's half pissed and just got out of bed

Deaded? Have heard nowt at work tonight so doesn't sound like they were able to be put back together...

I went to Morocco once and it wasn't great...

They'll eat anything. I was chasing the cat round the house last week with a frozen fish finger in her gob. Honestly, they're useless. There's just a bit of chewed breadbun left Florence nearly had the poached egg off my plate the other day, and I caught them eating baked beans last week!

I've just got off the phone and come back to find the cat has eaten my bacon sandwich

Sorry Like I said, I'm delighted we won tonight but winning the Carling Cup won't make me feel any better if I'm forced to watch my team in the Championship next season.

Jeez, Renton, I wish I could buy you that beer I owe you right now! Savour the victory, mate, and leave the rest for another day My concern for our league status means nothing else really matters to me at the moment. Wish I could feel differently. Probably too early to say it, but the last thing we need is for cup runs to mask the danger of relegation, and if I have to be the miserable sod on the board to point this out, then so be it. I'm with you, Renton. We beat Portsmouth and got beaten the following weekend in the league. We beat Palerma and got beaten the following weekend. We beat Watford.....

This thread has given me deja-vu and I've no idea why. Horrible

I'm glad we won but we're still fucking useless. The euphoria of winning a penalty shootout is subsiding and giving way to the fact that it was only fucking WATFORD.

Did you transform into the weregrump at midnight? I am a permanent weregrump, as you well know

Chin up Cath, you know if there was anything else you could do you would have. Yeah, I know. We couldn't have done anything else really, just makes you feel a bit shit.

Glad your dad is doing okay, Lins. I knew I was in for a shit night when I noticed the full moon and felt a bit weirdy when I came to work tonight. We've just had a patient die in surgery and there's still 6 hours to go.

I'd sack the football supporting malarkey and move abroad.

Posting an apology after the c-word does NOT make it acceptable!!!

My day consisted of coming home from work, having a cuppa, sleeping til 2, having poached egg on toast, ordering The Little Mermaid DVD off Amazon, drinking more tea and coming back to work. Thrilling.

You reckon?! Sorry you've had a shit day, but you will have worse

Galway is a lovely city and there's loads of bars, restaurants etc as it's a big university town. If you get the chance to get off the beaten track then head for Connemara and Clifden. Some of the most stunning scenery ever.

Awww

Nah, I can probably make it. The Christmas shifts came out at work and part of mine is New Years Day nightshift. I'll just have to take a bit of a flier from the match but I'll probably still go.

Considering some of the football opinions voiced on here I'm not surprised they don't recognise it as anything to do with sport! Did I see P sitting behind the goal during Saturday's game? Could of sworn it was his baldy heed! Not as far as I know. If he was there he didn't tell me he was going

Cath why didn't you just go to .com? 5:15pm and live on SKY for all us foreign armchair supporters I can't get on .com from work man - that's what I said! But it's not as if it's a "proper" sports page. And yet they let you skive about here all night, go figure. I know - it's weird. They've got .com, .co.uk and some of Sky Sports blocked but not here. The system obviously doesn't recognise this site as having anything to do with sport!

Cath why didn't you just go to .com? 5:15pm and live on SKY for all us foreign armchair supporters I can't get on .com from work man - that's what I said!

Twatting bollocks! Thanks Matt.

I can't access any proper sports pages from work and need to know what time kick off is for the Man U game on New Years Day. Can anyone help please?

I am win