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Swap places with you Luke? I need to stay awake til 8am and I'm fit to drop

I enjoyed it although agree with Renton that some of it was a bit overdone and made too much of a stereotype of Jim etc. It was poignant when they played Scarlet Ribbons during the scene when Nana was in hospital and all the family was coming in to visit her. My mam used to sing that to me as a kid and it always made me cry.

Class! "...so I'm runningjustasfastasIcan............to yoooo.."

Is that a Tupperware box full of biscuits?

Definitely!! EDIT! "One is a genius, the other's insane" - but which is which? What are we going to do tonight Smooth? Same thing we do everything night Wacky, try to plough some durty tarts. And then take over the worrrrrrrrrrrld!!!

Personally i think your a miserable old sow Personally I don't give a flying fuck what you think! You obviously do though No I don't. Look >>>>>>

Should have taken a leaf from Gemmill's book and went home to ABUSE some junior board members. You agreed with me, mong boy. And...ahem...am I talking to myself here? "Did yous stay in the Trent til closing then?" Respondez! Yuh. Eh. Suh.

My cousin had Better Together as the first dance at his wedding last week and they've got it inscribed on the inside of their wedding rings. That was me fit for nowt when I found out...

Definitely!! EDIT! "One is a genius, the other's insane" - but which is which?

Jack Johnson Very chilled out, and a little bit sad. Just perfect for this beautiful Sunday afternoon.

"I'm just stopping for the one...."

Well don't tell her to fuck off but firmly tell her you're not interested. Unless you do you'll be doing this all again next time you see her.

Mianus - A very old Jackass joke or a meringue?

Razorlight - America The Feeling - Never Be Lonely Extreme - More Than Words

It's one thing knowing about them, but another thing doing them. Women think they know everything about everything. But are useless at just about anything. FACT Absolute dogshit. If something needs doing the chances are that I can do it.

I'm staying off the pop tonight mam.... Yes, thank you for that 2.50am text message, David.........

Do I look like a goose?

Dear children. Please turn your clocks back one hour this evening Ithangyou Love, Mother xxxxxxx

Bless her.

Personally i think your a miserable old sow Personally I don't give a flying fuck what you think!

Personally I think it's a waste of space.

Probably me, but it's a damn fine one

No. It just broke. I never broke it though. I reckon you fell off it drunk or something. Not initially, but I have discovered since that it could be a bit precarious when tipsy.