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Muchos birthday loveliness.

Neville will be livid when he sees that..

Sounds like me after my first spinning class. I had to walk downstairs sideways for close to a week.

A pie and a chocolate croissant IN THE SAME DAY?! You go girl

Just noticed that the pointy shoes was last active on here at 03.47 on 22 Feb. That would be whilst he was drinking my wine on my sofa whilst accusing me of watching porn. Why do I bother trying to catch up?! And if you're reading this without logging in, then answer your texts, shithead!

You know me well Been invited to a christening down there on Sunday but hoping to find pointy shoes somewhere along the visit.

Still in a shitty mood generally and just can't shake it off. Doing what I usually do at times like this and heading to Manchester for the weekend after work on Saturday morning - change of scenery and an escape from the day-to-day usually helps.

Fucking hell

My bad! It's in the Random Conversation thread

Previous page, Stevie

Bloody hell - you been badly treating Umpa Lumpa's?

Ah the Walrus of Luuuurve No good to me when I've 10hrs to go in this hellhole.

I've happily done nights for nearly 10 years but I'm struggling with it at the moment. It's doing nothing for my mood.

Congrats Mr & Mrs HF

Ice-cream for breakfast is not good parenting

That exact thing happens here too, including the driving me mad bit.

Fuck off

That's just wrong. 30 and 0.2% for me.

Due to mentions from yourself and Chris Evans, it keeps crashing

We've got a Revenge of the Sith thing going on here at the moment despite my trying to guide him towards better ones! He's the proud owner of a new Ezra lightsaber which means I'm stuck with the shitty old one and always lose

Despite doing Florida this year, the place the bairn really wants to go is Legoland. Same here for Chima and Ninjago btw. He's backed down on me being the bad guy all the time and now I'm allowed to be Nia "cos you're a girl"

Apparently she'd been reading a book about a girl who runs away. Imagine a row being the last conversation you ever have with your child - horrible

13-year-old girl walks out of the house on a Saturday afternoon after a row with her mam and stepdad about chores, and subsequently doesn't return home in the following days. http://www.itv.com/news/story/2015-06-02/body-found-in-search-for-missing-girl-amber-peat-13/ Can't bring myself to imagine, man

Ain't no party like a CT party

"Some of the FIFA employees were left in tears as Blatter resigned" I'll bet they were! That's their backhanders out the window. I reckon he's been told something is being published tomorrow that leaves him drowning in shit and he had no alternative. Absolutely farcical.