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Morbid curiosity? 103922[/snapback] Oi!

True enough...

Since when have I needed an excuse?

How many of your desk contents do you reckon you'll get through before lunch?

Thanks for the info. Just to update mine - Mildred is now in the kitchen eating her breakfast

Nothing but the best for my passport, dahhhhling!

Gawwwwd, that would drive me mental! I'll bet it's doing nowt for the Feng Shui in your room

And I think that's quite enough, don't you?!

I know we've done this before, but let's have a new one Mine's quite tidy at the moment.. Flat screen monitor Telephone/answerphone Various CD's Make-up bag (no idea why ) Passport and travel document stuff Watch iPod dock Notepad and purple pen Cup of tea - white with one sugar Box of champagne truffles Mildred.

Your wife was thrilled with a vacuum cleaner for her birthday?! I'd have chucked it at you! 103828[/snapback] It's not a vacuum cleaner, man, woman, man........its a fucking DYSON!!!!!!!! 103830[/snapback] You =

Your wife was thrilled with a vacuum cleaner for her birthday?! I'd have chucked it at you!

Octopus Travel

I agree. I really enjoy train travel providing it's not a Friday afternoon and the train is so packed that you find yourself squashed up against the stinking toilet door in one of the connecting passageway things. I think the buses in Gateshead must have the worst passengers in the world ever. I was on a bus into town the other week and there was a kid in a pushchair (mebbes about 3 years old - too old to be in a baby chair anyway) and she was saying "Fucking hell, fucking hell" over and over again and giggling madly while her charva mother sat there with her corned-beef legs and coke-can fringe and cackled laughing while saying to her mate "Eeeeee have you heard her?! "

I keep reading the title of the thread as 'Bullshit Roeder'

You dirty old man! Travel safe!

I was just making the point that he still won't let the fued lie...

Ouch. Sorry to hear that mate

From Sporting Life.. Nice to see they're the best of friends again!

Cos you were to busy trying to bum him? 103574[/snapback] No, I was busy scoring some poppers off Dale Winton and Julian Clary while fisting Christopher Price's corpse. 103575[/snapback] Martin!!!

Kevin Ball takes over as caretaker manager.. http://www.safc.com/news/?page_id=9130

Was that a prediction for the Eurovision entrant or for the football?

I was stood washing the dishes before and I was thinking exactly that. It's amazing what a bit of housework can do to the brain..... 103540[/snapback] Are you studying for an exam soon? I've got plenty washing and ironing needs doing...owt to help. 103543[/snapback] I know this is hard to believe, but no actually. I'm on a weeks holiday from work and thought I'd get the house in order today. Consequently I'm sat at the computer... Thanks for the offer of extra work, but no-one could afford to pay me to do their housework as well as my own.

I agree with you about him being a breath of fresh air. I think he's actually really enjoying the job and always seems open and honest. There's never any whingeing or excuses and he's actually got the bottle to say where he thinks the problems are (or were when Souness was in charge) It is refreshing and I do think that despite his protestations, he would take the job if offered it.

I was stood washing the dishes before and I was thinking exactly that. It's amazing what a bit of housework can do to the brain.....

What's he doing tomorrow? Nothing? Get him booked in!!