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Dear me. Somebody widen the door for his ginga heed to get out of...

is that a euphamism? 105377[/snapback] Thought you were coming to see The Wonderstuff tonight?

Thank you!

Rob always reminds me of Kenny senior from Phoenix Nights..

Pair of marigolds works as well

Considering the baby was 2 weeks early, I'm not sure he'd have made it back anyway if it all happened in a hurry! And you could have started the thread if you'd have been here when the match started this morning

Nice of someone to make a compliation. Some of those look practically fatal

It's ridiculous man. It would take a good 3 months for a fracture to properly heal in a normal fit and healthy adult. Having a top surgeon, first-class training facilities and 24-hour access to a physio is completely irrelevant. At the end of the day his bones are made of the same stuff as everyone else's and will heal at the same rate. There's no fucking way he should be back for the Chelsea game anyway, and he shouldn't be being pushed/pushing himself to be back before it's properly healed else it'll end in pain and tears

And congratualtions to the Flintoff's - Mrs F has had their baby a couple of weeks early. They've called him Corry apparently 104674[/snapback] I'm sure his sister, Eastenders, will be pleased. 104690[/snapback] Sorry - I think that was a 4am typo. Think it must be Corey... 104697[/snapback] RUINED my joke! 104699[/snapback] His cousin Brookie is delighted That better?

And congratualtions to the Flintoff's - Mrs F has had their baby a couple of weeks early. They've called him Corry apparently 104674[/snapback] I'm sure his sister, Eastenders, will be pleased. 104690[/snapback] Sorry - I think that was a 4am typo. Think it must be Corey...

From the Beeb - rain delays the start of play... And congratualtions to the Flintoff's - Mrs F has had their baby a couple of weeks early. They've called him Corry apparently

600 rupees?

From The Guardian website... Dear me, methinks I will probably be giving this one a miss. "The Mother Of All One Man Shows" eh? Is that one man his listenership by any chance.....?

Awwwww, class!

"You fuckingtwattingarrogantPortugueseWANKER!!!"

The thought did cross my mind 104640[/snapback] You're a brave man

Night Owls

Really?! Definite potential for a little accident in the pool like

Ginger twat

I've used Firefox for the last month or so and it just suddenly appeared to be using a different font. I think it might have gone back to normal now.

Or has the font changed on the board?

Yes you have

As an aside - there was a close up of Mourinho at a press conference last night and in profile his nose looks like a sack of potatoes...

Only constantly!