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Common sense - it's a girl thing.

AF, are you having some sort of Barrymore-esque breakdown? 81947[/snapback] Nah...just trying to be myself and still get along with people here...a tall order I admit...but one I'm persevering with..... 81951[/snapback] Here's a tip, and don't automatically get defensive cos I think you're probably a half-decent bloke, but you're trying too hard. You've shown in the past you can be canny and join in with the laughs, but you're far too easily offended and defensive, and it's not necessary. Stop attention-seeking, chill out and just enjoy the craic.

AF, are you having some sort of Barrymore-esque breakdown?

I think it's a shame that he couldn't come out and say nice things about Newcastle when he broke his foot. It pissed me off that instead of saying how disappointed he was at not being able to do a job for the club that paid a huge amount of money for him, pays him £100K a week and got him back into English football, all we got from him was that he wouldn't let the fans down by being back by the time the World Cup rolled around. I certainly think there could be more than a bit of truth in what Eriksson said about Owen, and I think that anyone who thinks any different is deluing themselves.

He pretends to be all outspoken and contraversial but I'll bet he's really just a pussycat that does as he's told.

No place on this forum for crude and offensive jokes tbh.

Oh yes

And generally the best place for a bloke

You not playing this time? 80301[/snapback] I didn't play last time - I was chief photographer Anyway, I'm not too good at sports that involve running - there's a couple of things that get in my way

Cheers. We've nominated you for Room 101

That Coogan film is being reviewed on Film 2006 with Jonathan Ross if anyone fancies a preview.

Need a physio/first-aider/someone to laugh at you all?

Chopra - never been good enough, isn't good enough at the moment and I don't believe he ever will be. Therefore we remain worryingly short of strikers.

Can you keep the abuse in the other forums please? 79502[/snapback] It's a shame that someone so much 'older and wiser' has to resort to that kind of abuse of fellow posters, don't you think?

A Cock and Bull Story with Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon is supposed to be a canny British-made film. Supposedly irreverant and very funny.

PMS? 79323[/snapback] Aye, on Rob's part. Ridiculous over-reaction tbh.

Oh, I like.

No-one has answered my question about the newspaper thing yet.

The Beatles, The Searchers and The Hollies in my house

Cheeky bastid! Re: the lads taking the newspaper into the bog. Do you actually just poo for the first 30 seconds you're in there and then continue to read the paper before you wipe? Or do you strategically make the experience last for as long as it takes you to read the paper? Just curious

With a mortgage against the property they become a secured creditor. The money they loan you is secured against the value of the property and as such if you default they could sell (their) house to realise the debt you owe them. With an overdraft there is no such security. They would be unsecure creditors (meaning they could not force you to sell anything) and clearly they dont see you as capable of paying off a debt without this option. 78101[/snapback] You somekind of lawyer or something? 78126[/snapback] In the loosest sense of the word.

Never known a bloke yet who would make scones to impress a woman like..

you mean like 'intereseted' ?? 77966[/snapback] Bog off - I'd just got up

She's not intereseted - move on.