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what about the poor commuters? its idiots like that that make me late for work............................. 90467[/snapback] Nice to see you have a compassionate side. S-O, I'm a nurse.

I can't believe something like that can be allowed to happen - it's absolutely unthinkable. How do you ever recover from something like that?

Have a good day, foo'!

Thus proving the point about her being a bit funny looking!!

Never heard of her, but what a fucking name that is! 89992[/snapback] She's a bit funny-looking. Which isn't particularly reassuring.

Pud, really it depends on which one he is refering to doesn't it? If he means the one who was the main vocalist in the monkees, then no his mother wasn't the inventor of "liquid paper." If he means the one who took a lot of acid in the 60s/70s likes to sleep with mostly men and the occassional woman, has no lips and thinks he is a duke then no he wouldn't be much chop either. If he is refering to the one who indeed does owns a nice locker, then at least it would be interesting listening to the post match interview, especially on talk like a pirate day (Can you imagine how ecstatic Lou would be???) If he is refering to the former Wolves/Southampton/Stockport manager, who was accused and cleared of child abuse claims, then fuck we really need to address how low the bar has been set after what we have had to suffer under the managerialship of clueless. Let's at least aim high. 89985[/snapback] It might be my mate Dave Jones. He used to have ginger dreads and play the guitar which is a pre-requisite for a managerial post in anyone's book!

Mine included Hilary Swank, Madonna, and Audrey Tautou. Diverse to say the least...

He's very flamboyant is Mark Halsey. Not as bad for the ref we had against Mallorca (I think) at SJP a few years ago, who did jazz hands to say no penna. Strange chap. 89533[/snapback] Flamboyant?! Half the time he looked like he was flagging an aircraft in to land.

That's only because I moved here. You're all fat bastards. 89601[/snapback] That ava is horrible.

Unlucky! I'm on with a fab bunch, and it's peaceful at the moment so everything is nice and chilled. 89552[/snapback] Cath you know you shouldn't have opened your mouth. It must have all turned to mayhem as you haven't been here for hours. 89582[/snapback] You weren't wrong. I need to go and eat my tea which I was just sitting down to at 11.30pm

Unlucky! I'm on with a fab bunch, and it's peaceful at the moment so everything is nice and chilled.

The relevance? The pic is of Sheila from Shameless. Now anyone who watched will know that she's a bit of a fruit loop and more than slightly kinky in the bedroom. At the match on Saturday I was wearing jeans with a plaited leather belt on. Anyone in the vicinity that misbehaved got a whipping!

Sounds like a promise to me 89454[/snapback] No doubt in your language, a chocolate chip cookie and a jam doughnut are actually references to some kind of deviant sexual behaviour! 89455[/snapback] Like you wouldn`t know Madam Whiplash.. 89459[/snapback] He loved it Okay, you bunch of bastids, I'm off to work. Hope you all have a splendiferous evening

Well people who misbehave ought to be punished!

Sounds like a promise to me 89454[/snapback] No doubt in your language, a chocolate chip cookie and a jam doughnut are actually references to some kind of deviant sexual behaviour!

A clincher for any woman surely? 89451[/snapback] The only stipulation being that you need to be in Gateshead in the next half an hour. It only involves carrying a pager and then being able to run fast to the hospital's Labour Ward if it goes off.

This is all getting extremely tedious and boring, lads.

If one of you will go in to work and do my nightshift for me tonight, I'll give you a chocolate chip cookie and a jam doughnut. Can't say fairer than that.

With regards to the atmosphere, it was a goosebumps kinda day. It could have been a cup final. What a bloody relief to actually be able to see that we had the players/ability/potential all along and all we needed was some confidence/belief/relaxation from the players. I thought it was interesting to see that the players seemed to play like they'd been let out of straightjackets. The football was flowing, inspiring and simple. A pleasure to be there. Boumsong is still a worry like.

Shearer got the record today, but as a single individual performance, Parker was absolutely outstanding.

Just home from the match (and some post-match drinking to celebrate) I'm really glad Shearer got his record in this match and not the non-event that was the Cheltenham game. The relief was tangible as was displayed when he looked to the heavens and breathed a sigh of relief after his celebration. Let's hope he can carry on being an inspiration for at least the rest of this season..

Clicky

Nope, just a typical student

Goodness me, a stranger in our midst. Nice to see you tho I've now been up for about 38 hours with only one hours sleep and have drank too much alcohol. Night night...