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Too much sun and wine. If yer still in France, like. 10665[/snapback] I'm in Gateshead at work: Not enough sun and not nearly enough wine!

Whay has the board gone all yellow for me?

I don't finish til 8 tonight and then I'm off tomorrow which means there is a bottle of white and a bottle of red waiting at home to be chosen between this evening. Only 7 1/2 hours to go til my weekend - marvellous.

Hmmmm....

I'm having enough bother keeping one window open on the pooter without drawing attention to myself let alone more!

So would I!! Gleefully! As for Makosi "Well it's not the decision I would have made, but no, there was no wrong answer..." Absolute bollocks. Apparently Anthony has said today he wouldn't have taken it either which I don't believe for a second.

For my benefit too please I can only check in briefly to check out the scores from work and it's easier to just do it here Carry on updating thanks!

I know we said we'd resume the get-togethers for this first home game, so just wondered who'd be up for it or whether this seasons pissups are going to die a death like they did last season?

You've really thought this through, haven't you? Geek!

That's scary!

That just shows how vile and unpopular Craig is if he's even more likely to be booted out tonight than Kinga!

Time for the science bit.. Source - NHS Direct.

Being a blood transfusion nurse is one of the easiest jobs in the profession! It's where all the skivers end up As for it being painful? It's not really. You're aware that there's something in your arm but it's more uncomfortable than painful.

I know Sammy pretty well. He's most definitely a testosterone-filled footy supporter!!

I could whisper them seductively in your shell like. Tongue optional. 9437[/snapback] Awww man, I might have taken you up on that but Rob PM'd them to me before I read your post. Sorry petal.

Can someone please PM (or e-mail if you have my e-mail address) me a copy of our fixtures for this season. Any site that officially has them has been blocked by work and I need to sort some shifts out asap today while I'm here so I can make all the home games! I know they're not allowed to be reproduced on here etc.... Thanks

I once knew a bloke who was such a skanky student that he'd put tap water on museli in a morning. He was a complete weirdo like....

A Prayer for the Stressed Dear Lord.. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20 % on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember... when I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 1 to extend my middle finger and tell them to feck off!!

Nah man, it's "What's black and silver and sits at the top of the stairs?" 9025[/snapback] Question is, how the feck did he get up there in the first place? 9101[/snapback] Time travel

I'd love for Anthony to turn round and do a "Craig" "You never back me up, you make me look like an idiot. The way Makosi spoke to me then and you just sat there. What kind of a friend are you? I sit there and defend you all the time and you just sit there laughing.....wah...wah...wah...fucking wahhhhh.........." I hate Craig And I'd cheerfully slap Makosi into the middle of next week. Fucking woven-haired bint.

I think you should exsalmon your views on women Mr Watson!

The sight of Craig makes me feel physically ill and yet I keep waching it too

Hey, I'm well aware that I've bitten and I don't give a shite! 9050[/snapback] Nae need to 'carp' on about it, then... 9056[/snapback] Haddock-way and shite 9059[/snapback] Know your plaice, woman... 9060[/snapback] Cod, you do go on..... 9066[/snapback] Skate around the subject, why don't you? 9068[/snapback] I wasn't skate-ing around anything! There's obviously something wrong with your herring....

Hey, I'm well aware that I've bitten and I don't give a shite! 9050[/snapback] Nae need to 'carp' on about it, then... 9056[/snapback] Haddock-way and shite 9059[/snapback] Know your plaice, woman... 9060[/snapback] Cod, you do go on.....

Hey, I'm well aware that I've bitten and I don't give a shite! 9050[/snapback] Nae need to 'carp' on about it, then... 9056[/snapback] Haddock-way and shite