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What would your 'entertainment' be?

Come Dine With Me is a popular Channel 4 television programme shown in the United Kingdom, produced by ITV Studios (formerly known as Granada) and first broadcast in January 2005.

That would be amazing

They actually look edible CT!

Forget it, I've done them!

Can someone come over and wash the dishes* please - I can't be arsed. *not a euphemism

Don't laugh at your own jokes! You need to get some focus in here

Don't drink too much of it or you'll get fiat.

Absolute gobbledegook.

Thoroughly baffling, but unsurprising.

Tokyo to host the 2020 Olympics..

Sounds lush. McGuigan Estate shiraz here.

Frank Skinner Infinite Monkey Cage Desert Island Discs Daily Bacon

Adam Hills stand-up DVD. Got tickets to see him in November too - can't wait.

Well I suppose it's nice to see you boys interested in Saturday night tv Shirtslinger on X-Factor now too. Or Sharon Osborne if you prefer

YES I KNOW WHAT IT IS THANK YOU!!!

La-la-laaaaaaaaaa!! Not liiiisteninngg!! We're watching Spider-Man 3 at the moment. All he wants to be when he grows up is a superhero and that's fine by me!

You boys can really turn any situation into filth!

Would you be impressed if I told you that I've just re-wired my doorbell after it stopped working and the transformer box started buzzing? All fixed now - all by myself

Would it be wholly inappropriate to make a joke about Operation Yewtree at this point?

Was that a telling-off David?

He does worse than that to chicken looking at his food pics....

Forks, knives, dessert spoons and teaspoons in the smaller bit.