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Fucker of a night and then I was gifted a bacon butty by a doctor at the end of my shift. Result.

Harold Chipman.

Is it designed to move stuff so you can hoover underneath things? Or is that just a girl thing?

If they're 50mg just have one and see how you go. Have another after an hour or two then they're less likely to knock you sideways.

Evn if it's shit you would never admit it cos you hate being wrong

Adele's vocals are stunning like. And it's just reminded me how much I love Freddie Mercury.

Unsurprisingly I'm soft as shite and only scored 30% or so higher than other people. And I thought I'd toughened up in recent years - apparently not.

Night off, glass of wine, cat on my knee, chinese on the way, X-Factor on telly, child snoring in bed (don't know where he gets that from) It's all good

It's not me cos geekily noticed that at exactly 12.34 I was paying the bairns dinner money online. ( it was the time on the e-receipt that I got) My life is wildly exciting. I'll go for Stevie viewing his own profile...

Not if I keep him locked in a cupboard

That's class Mine sleeps the wrong way round in bed..

Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes.. Spent some time at the wife's grave last night... God bless her - she thinks it's going to be a fish pond...

And how would you know?!

You should get 2 cats, preferably from the same litter. They entertain each other and are hilarious entertainment.

My girls are far too classy to walk the streets! Nah, my ex has been looking after them for me since we split up.

So after nearly a year, my landlord accepts that I'm a decent tenant who isn't going to trash my house and has agreed to let my 2 cats move in with me. Whilst I realise this means absolutely nothing to most people, it's making me ridiculously happy. It'll be nice to have some company when the bairn isn't here

That sounds like a nightmare! Have you been paying 2 mortgages since then?!

Incorrigible

Nope, you're still there

Had on, I'll find out for you......

It's okay - we're not bothered about cups etc, they're just a distraction..

I'm happy just to listen to it all with my eyes shut But when I've got them open, Peter Campion makes it all worthwhile...

He's home.

Just seen a clip of the Gazza documentary on This Morning. It's going to be a difficult watch - "I hope I don't die from this, but at least if I do pass away through it I wouldn't be in this pain all the time. Also adding "I don't think I'm going to be all right, definitely not" They then mentioned that he was meant to be on the show today but "no-one could find him" Horrible.