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5. Some kind of fish (not sure what) in a marinade of vegetable oil, chilli flakes, garlic, paprika, soy sauce, worcester sauce, red sauce and brown sauce.

You see it's exactly that kind of stuff that pisses me off. It's no wonder I'm single

It's totally fucking up my OCD that the One Show has started at 18.58 for the last two days and not dead on 7pm

Love the Iced Gem Proof that CT may have a sense of humour after all Peppers can fuck off and die though *shudder*

3. Side order of baked bean mash-which-would-have-had-chilli-flakes-in-but-we-couldn't-find them-at-Asda.. £1.25

Oh yes he is!

As a good Catholic girl, I could teach him a thing or two

Daddy is doing the school run in the morning, I've got the week of work therefore tomorrow I can have a real-life LIE-IN!! Glass of wine for meeee.....

Gassing is part of it, aye

You do know what my job entails, don't you?

There are no plans to open Level 7 for this match unless there is a dramatic demand for tickets. You stroppy fucker.

Our tickets came yesterday. Taking the bairn to his first ever football match And Ginola has been confirmed

You only ever hear the shit stuff about the NHS and individual hospitals so here's something I am very proud to be part of.. http://www.qegateshead.nhs.uk/QEtopinthecountry

200 people injured apparently. Looks horrendous.

Oh for god's sake...

Well they do stupid sizes! 3-4 or 5-6. He's 4 1/2 so I had to get the bigger ones.

God, she must be mental.

What did she bring home??

He HATES having his photo taken and clamps his teeth together to 'smile' every time I do it

He had a fab day and I'm a very proud mammy Oh and his uniform might fit by Christmas....

The only 2 people that use my landline are my dad because he has no concept of modern technology and the bairn's daddy who calls him every night at bedtime. Annoyingly, I've lived in this house for 10 months and I receive calls on a daily basis for "Mr Heald" I'm sick to bloody death of telling them that I have no idea who he is, that he must have had this number from Virgin Media before me and that he's NOT HERE! Despite all this, one thick cow still asked me if she could leave a message for him after I'd told her all that...

Good to know I can always rely on you

Bit down in the dumps overall really. Bairn starts school this week and I'm going to miss his company, as besides from work he is my entire company all of the time.