TheGingerQuiff

Wish we'd sign some experienced quality players for once like. I can see us struggling again this season.

How about the divvy toff cunt let's parents decide whether to put parental controls on their devices

Think Colo would be decent again with an athlete of a centre half next to him.

THE FISH IS GETTING FRIED

Yet his goals kept us up. Oh what a tangled web

Aye, the neglect after they sold Carroll and Cabaye as well, despite being able to afford immediate replacements.

An unfortunate symptom of Obertan being your only outright winger

Think our pursuit of Austin and already having 4 strikers on the books is a strong sign we won't be playing with a lone frontman

Tiote Sissoko De Jong Wijnaldum 2 of Perez/Cisse/Mitro

Aye, it's just the author desperately playing Devil's advocate

"Pele"

Can any of our signings hit a free kick? This Colback talk has me reminiscing at how bad his are.

Putting Colback in on merit after last season then including Cabella ahead of Perez and Cisse is a tad harsh!

We're brimming with dross that we can't move on and it'll hinder us from making the progress we need to. Maybe that explains SMs comments about 3 transfer windows?

Half a kebab before you sleep, half when you wake up followed by another hours sleep. Life hax

Avoid smearing shit all over your arse cheeks by wiping whilst still sitting down #lifehack

I find it a bit repetitive

Alright

Posted a picture of a biffter. Both subtle and funny!

Our Dutch players like Rolan that's why we're after him.

Top lad but really cheesy.

Never associate me with Mako again please + who tf is thompers?

Anyone watching this city madrid game? I realise you won't be because you're at work, apart from the fish. I'm in zakynthos still watching it with nachos and a pint. And terrible sunburn 100k at the stadium watching it. Incredible.

We'll improve for sure. Unfortunately if we do we won't build on it (think Anita summer) and our best performers responsible for the improvement will be off and the cycle will repeat.

Mackems gleeful that he could be 27. Completely overlooking the fact that even at that age he'd still be twice as fast as O'Shea and Brown