Dougle

Pleased for Marty Shortstaff, 19 and scoring on yer debut at home v Manchester Reds.... Oh aye and having a new name due to Toontastic and Old Rolie Polie Noelie

Too funny. Thought these smelly fingered bastards had the weekend off. Lincoln City man…. Bless them.

He'll be here until we are lodged just below the play off places two months before the end of next season.

"The Leicester disaster match performance was worse than terrible and it's not something that can be placed on Ashley or Bruce." Noelie somewhere in Narnia or an opium den from his youth.

Erm? I know you’re an ancient, wizened old ploat, but howay man that is beyond senility.

Is there some sort of creature living inside the back of that chair?

Fuck off.

I think we may have the relegation trio right there already.

" delighted " fuck off man you haggis faced twat

And he's a mackem

'Hopefully that will shut a few people up' Right up there with "this win is for Mike Ashley"

Treat like shit? Fork off man.

The bloke is a minging arse. FFs he's just beat Spurs at their place and look at his defensive fuck you to us.... aye the Newcastle fans

Nice

Football is fully knackered.

Evens?

Fat slobberer will probably somehow manage the final, only to get humped by which ever ‘top six’ club only bothered to take the thing seriously from the semi.

Fuck Off

In fairness j69 is technically a mackem and the Quiff is just off his heed.

Maths man, maths