Dougle

Is he channelling Jordon Pickford there?

Were his dentures in for a repair or something?

Not funny mate

If it had happened to one of ours they’d be braying like fucking mules and laughing their undersized heeds off. I hope the poor mackem cunt has the speediest of recoveries and I hope they fucked up with their insurance cover for when he’s knacked.

Is MMCSTDFFSIVF your alt account?

If it is a Newcastle fan then the bloke needs wrapping in his wool stock until after the semi and if not then he is just a slimy chancer after dosh from the likes of CT.

Is that not just that TV presenter wife he’s always compared to? It’s not is it?

Is it just me or did he arrive twice there ?

Was she kean on this bloke a few years back too?

Aye, even Dúbravka’s comparatively mild dummy out the pram has done him no favours. Regardless as to the quality of his keeping, I think few will have the same regard for him they had before his petulant flounce off to “United”. The twat.

Has he photoshopped himself onto a 1960s advert?

Has he had a shave like?

And his successor Francis, overcome with emotion, wearing that shirt they gave him, down the front.

And if we don’t it’ll will look like Buenos Aires did after the World Cup. There’ll be old men bubbling and hugging each other on the streets. Cos theyah not bothad. Marra FTM

Maybe but, a 30 odd year old stroller is keeping a lean, keen, intelligent footballer, ten years younger than him on the bench. And add into that the petulant attitude when he was (eventually) subbed. Wilson is a great player with a great record, but at the moment he is doing fuck all.

The sum total of Fuck All. Aye let's play the loyalty game.

Nowt funny about that Big Joe lad. Fuckinhg Awful.

Selective VAR once again. FFS how shite (or fucking bent) is that system? Penalty (Longstaff) and a no handball, handball.

The players we bought who have been a revelation came before the recruitment team we have now were in place. Just saying like. If Gordon is the way forward I think I’d rather trust Mandy and Ghodoussi.

Actually the way we are scoring at the moment he probably will in penalties after the second leg ends is a draw.

Now that we have a high level selection of chaps deciding who to buy, or try to buy, I do wonder which of these highly paid fuckers may be the decision maker on this apparent Gordon interest. Do they like his hair?

At that point it all went into mist.

Aye if you dribble, have short arms, a shocking haircut and hail from sunderland.