Dougle

I missed the match on Monday as I was at the hospital. Broke a bone in my foot, like a fucking knacker. Had a posh seat too, which I couldnt even shift on. Fucking Ando and bloody Razor it was for me. Bastards

Erm seriously?

These commentators man. Epic?? Haha

Mag

Pile of shite

Some of the play here is terrible.

Is this the shitest FA Cup final ever?

The acoustic is hilarious. No idea what is going on with that bridge. Strange thing to find in the street, must have just been restrung too as the strings have more stretch in them than CT’s imagination. The Ibanez though is a gem.

Two of the most Magnificent men ever.

Let these lame minded easy target pricks come at us. Let them.

The Ibanez arrived today. I cannot express how in love I am with it already. It is magnificent. Rough as a badger’s arse but tremendous for a couple of hundred quid. And weirdly on my way to work last night I found an acoustic nylon in our back lane. Home made from 1965 according to a sticker inside.

Who announced what exactly?

Well aye, it has been mentioned before y'kna 📯

A wee bit of freemasonry there from Mr Speed. Nudge nudge, wink wink etc.

Sergio Aguero.

Well errrrr.... wtf??

Apparently it’s known as Fissure of the nipple

Is that CT with a selfie stck?

Aye golf is canny to play, but shit to watch. It’s a bit like wanking in expensive clothes.