Dougle

Pay someone to take the useless cunt

Fucking shocking

The irony

Says the most subjective poster on here.

It is an opinion no a statement of fact man.

On balance of play we are the superior side here like. Bearing in mind we are away from home too. In a surprisingly buoyant Arsenal ground (what the fuck is it called again?).

Fer Fucks sake man.

No, that was part of the confusion.

Aye but I didn’t know the thing existed in the first place.

I didn’t know what the fuck was going on last night, when I was trying to find me tea. Mrs Dougle had (without arsing herself to tell me) purchased a slow cooker and it was in that. Now I’m getting shite for not eating said tea. FFS She will probably go back to work when I tell her there’s a match tonight.

Wheyah aaa’d rather shag me muthah (again) than get premoewted to the blood leeyague. Marra. FTM

FFS cover or original it was hardly inspirational. I’m sure at the correct time it might be a fucking tremendous song. But howay man, it was Shite at that moment. It was almost (almost) as dire as the fucking wank the mackems play about building boats on their shrivelled river.

Is that CT?

Well I was just going to say Fuck Off.

The lights and a punk rock festival?

Newcastle have confirmed the return of goalkeeper Martin Dubravka to the club after his season-long loan spell at Manchester United was cut short.

Indeed he is a tremendous Bloke. But my point is fair. And thank you very much for the fuck off. Nice Sad cunt

OK lads lets compile a list. I'll use it for my next show. All cover versions BTW

To add. Sam may be a canny lad and a true fucking Geordie, but for fucks sake that song is something I’d expect to bury dog to, not to bring out a Football Team looking for a win. Christ on a bike it is fucking awful.

It was SHITE.

And what the fuck was that horrendous shite of a tune he played before the teams came back out? (Obviously just before The Blaydon Races). The maudlin cunt

The Premier League and they can’t employ a referee who knows how to moderate his diet, let alone officiate a football match at the highest level. What a cunt