Dougle

His arms look shorter than the mackems

Love how the GK is kopping the blame like

Geordies bought a time machine so the best looking one could gan back to have it off with the future Pele’s mam. Santos (and Brazil) are pure GEORDIE Howay the Time Machine Lads

Jesus Christ man what the fuck did he find in that envelope???

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It’s projection though innit?? An actual thing they are masters of. They really did kiss the arses of the two chancers who rode into sunderland a few tears ago. “Charlie” and “The Don”. Welcomed like gods. Grown men saying they were crying with emotion and love for these jokers. I’m sure when “Ellis” sailed in from the US he was greeted with the same fickle shite.

Christ it's took the WC after this season with NUFC?

Surely something similar shouldn’t be beyond us?

Slightly older pic

I didn’t know that. Now that I do I officially stand down as a candidate for Bed Wetter in Chief. The Grand High Poobah of Bed-Wetterstan

Nothing. That is not my point. I made that clear.

Howe will be next England manager whether Southgate walks now or in a couple of years’ time. The FA may well be run by a bunch of arseholes but howay it does not take a genius to spot that they would want the obvious best of the bunch

Never wet the bed once. It will happen. Just calling a spade a spade.

They will go for Howe. And he will take it. With the club’s (public) blessing.* Unless he rules himself out pre Southgate quitting *See keeping the fat cabbage faced cunt for his 1000th game.

Probably in actual fact. Although dropping down a division for a lad who has played in the top flight for 7 out of the last 8 seasons will be a bit of a pisser.

The bloke is 29, it’s pretty evident he will not feature regularly here again. He could be a decent player in the right side, he will be offski of his own choice soon I would have thought. Obviously not in quiet the same dummees oot the pram way as Man U’s 3rd choice keeper. But I’m pretty sure he will ask to leave for the benefit of his own career.

Time for a holiday mate?

The bloke will walk. But into some plush FA hierarchy well paid bullshit job. Guaranteed.

Southgate will jack it now. And then the pressure on wor Eddie will start

Canny Germany away Umbro top that mind