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That "Mags light show - endangered birds" has gone off the scale full on meltdown. Including the obligatory "I used to have Mag mates, but not anymore" fairy-tales.

Not only are the mackems massive human rights supporters they care passionately about birds...apart from Magpies obv. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-light-show-endangered-birds.1634694/

"there could be a hundred sunderland fans".... or a hundred more Newcastle fans who's Mag shirt is in the wash ? 🤣

Conference League Final Olympiakos 1-0 Fiorentina (after extra time) The first Greek team to win a European trophy.

I don't think it will be that much different from any Premier League fixture, I'm just guessing mind. Maybe 90 mins before KO ? All the England players will be on one team bus, apart from Pickford. He'll have to be smuggled in.

Really enjoyed this film.

I can't actually remember seeing Merino play for us. It might have been during my dark days 😂 The list of players we have had that Eddie might have improved would be a list worth seeing.

"Beware Of Dandelions? That's a stupid sign," I said, climbing over the fence. Soon after I was mauled by four big cats wearing top hats and monocles

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father. During World War II, a beautiful woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic. The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with certain favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?'

Just received a text and I'm wondering if it's a scam? I have won £100 or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute concert. Says, press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

Southampton might buy Fraser now they're back in the Premier league ?

Nah, not Summerville.....he wears gloves 😂

A blind guy walks into a bar. He tells the bartender “I heard the best blonde joke today. Here it goes…” The bartender says, “Sir, I’m gonna stop you real quick and let you know that the two gentlemen sitting next to you are combat veterans and they’re both blonde. The owner of this bar is sitting at a table behind you with his wife, and they’re both blonde. My girlfriend is sitting on the other side of you - she’s blonde. And I am blonde too. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?” Blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it 6 times.”

Leeds 0 Southampton 1 (23m)

Not in doubt for me.

Definitely Maybe

FFS !

A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, ‘How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!’ ‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’ This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’ ‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.’ ‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’ ‘I used a different cock he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said ‘what a coincidence’!

There's a bit of a debate who is the most obsessed...on two match threads about our friendly v Spurs 🤔 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/haway-spurs.1633778/ https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/spurs-mags.1633783/

Same thread. Forgetting who has sponsored them for nearly 15 years "Geordie owners quick on releasing info when it suits them eh. Keep quiet on state sponsored murder but heaven forbid someone wants a new job."

"Wouldn’t trust anything from the Geordie PR media." https://www.redcafe.net/threads/dan-ashworth-newcastle-dof-currently-tending-to-his-garden.478683/page-48 Some MLF should tell them it's not Geordie PR media it's Magedia 😂