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Tdansmith

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  1. Makita tools are the best only real hardworking men know this.๐Ÿ˜‚
  2. In a WBA v Wolves match thread. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Well at least West Brom fans are not running on the pitch trying to get the game abandon like Newcastle fans did in the play off's at St James Park against Sunderland or like Newcastle fans did in 1974 when losing 1-3 to Notts Forest at St James Park, after a long delay they went on to win 4-3. The FA were going to kick them out of the competition but relented (As we know the FA bend over backwards for the mags) and made them replay which they won and went on to get into final, where they were humiliated 3-0 by Liverpool. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/west-bromwich-albion-๐Ÿ”ตโšช๏ธ-v-wolverhampton-wanderers-๐Ÿบ-itv1-kick-off-11-45.1626188/page-14
  3. Our match v Fulham thread on rtg just got moved...I wonder why
  4. I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She never showed up. Thatโ€™s how I knew we werenโ€™t going to work out. ๐Ÿคช
  5. Every year, Smitty and his wife Martha went to the State Fair. And every year, Smitty would say, โ€œMartha, Iโ€™d like to ride in that there airplane.โ€ And every year, Martha would reply, โ€œI know, Smitty, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.โ€ This one year Smitty and Martha went to the fair and Smitty said, โ€œMartha, Iโ€™m 71 years old. If I donโ€™t ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance. โ€ Martha replied, โ€œSmitty, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.โ€ The pilot overheard them and said, โ€œFolks, Iโ€™ll make you a deal. Iโ€™ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I wonโ€™t charge you, but if you say one word itโ€™s ten dollars.โ€ Smitty and Martha agreed, and up they went. The pilot performed all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He even does a nose dive, pulling up 15 feet above the ground, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Smitty, โ€œBy golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didnโ€™t.โ€ Smitty replied, โ€œWell, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, โ€ฆbut ten dollars is ten dollars!โ€
  6. T would have have bumped The Immortal off when he was just known as "Imm"
  7. I've been binge watching Gomorrah, series 1 and 2 were ok and very watchable. The Italian mob really do love shit haircuts btw I eventually watched this as it was compared to The Sopranos, it's not a patch on that great series. I liked the baddies on the Sopranos's but I want every main baddie on Gomorrah dead and gone.๐Ÿ˜‚ series 3 is crap so far, I hate what it has turned into and episode 7 has made me mad and I'm not watching anymore, it's in the bin. I might just stick around until that Enzo twat gets his face and haircut splattered..hopefully soon.
  8. BBC football page already has 6 Klopp articles ffs ! It's going to be cringworthy I agree.
  9. Is there anything in this world that they can't somehow make it about their hatred towards those terrible Mags ?
  10. Bournemouth 5 up not even half time yet.
  11. Bournemouth already 3 up after 15 mins V Swansea in the FA Cup .
  12. "..the knars" What the actual fuck is all that about.๐Ÿ˜‚
  13. โ€œDoctor, doctor - I think that Iโ€™m a mothโ€™โ€ โ€œAh, Iโ€™m a GP. You need to see a psychiatrist. โ€œ โ€œI know. But your light was onโ€
  14. Never challenge Death to a pillow fight ! Unless your ready to handle the reaper cushions.
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