Tdansmith

Kenny Wharton a late, late late loan signing comes in for the last minute, scores our 4th to make it 4-0 then he sits on the ball for a rest.

Take away what Chelsea spent and it's next to nowt. 🤔

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said, “Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?” The Fairy Godmother replied “Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?” Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish “I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension.” Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said, “Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother”. The Fairy Godmother replied “It is the least I can do. What does your heart wish for your second wish?” Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: “I wish I was young and full of the beauty of youth again”. At once, her wish having been desired became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigour and vitality began to course through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke, “You have one more wish, what shall you have?” Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said: “I wish you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful and handsome young man”. Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet. The Fairy Godmother again spoke “Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life.” And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He lent in close to her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, “I bet you regret having me neutered now, don’t you?”

Makita tools are the best only real hardworking men know this.😂

Get in Norwich

In a WBA v Wolves match thread. 😂 Well at least West Brom fans are not running on the pitch trying to get the game abandon like Newcastle fans did in the play off's at St James Park against Sunderland or like Newcastle fans did in 1974 when losing 1-3 to Notts Forest at St James Park, after a long delay they went on to win 4-3. The FA were going to kick them out of the competition but relented (As we know the FA bend over backwards for the mags) and made them replay which they won and went on to get into final, where they were humiliated 3-0 by Liverpool. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/west-bromwich-albion-🔵⚪️-v-wolverhampton-wanderers-🐺-itv1-kick-off-11-45.1626188/page-14

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Our match v Fulham thread on rtg just got moved...I wonder why

I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She never showed up. That’s how I knew we weren’t going to work out. 🤪

Every year, Smitty and his wife Martha went to the State Fair. And every year, Smitty would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year, Martha would reply, “I know, Smitty, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” This one year Smitty and Martha went to the fair and Smitty said, “Martha, I’m 71 years old. If I don’t ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance. ” Martha replied, “Smitty, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” The pilot overheard them and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won’t charge you, but if you say one word it’s ten dollars.” Smitty and Martha agreed, and up they went. The pilot performed all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He even does a nose dive, pulling up 15 feet above the ground, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Smitty, “By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.” Smitty replied, “Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, …but ten dollars is ten dollars!”

T would have have bumped The Immortal off when he was just known as "Imm"

T would kick his ass 🤣

I've been binge watching Gomorrah, series 1 and 2 were ok and very watchable. The Italian mob really do love shit haircuts btw I eventually watched this as it was compared to The Sopranos, it's not a patch on that great series. I liked the baddies on the Sopranos's but I want every main baddie on Gomorrah dead and gone.😂 series 3 is crap so far, I hate what it has turned into and episode 7 has made me mad and I'm not watching anymore, it's in the bin. I might just stick around until that Enzo twat gets his face and haircut splattered..hopefully soon.

BBC football page already has 6 Klopp articles ffs ! It's going to be cringworthy I agree.

Is there anything in this world that they can't somehow make it about their hatred towards those terrible Mags ?

Bournemouth 5 up not even half time yet.

Bournemouth already 3 up after 15 mins V Swansea in the FA Cup .