Tdansmith

"This is so weird. They actively support your biggest rivals. They want nothing to do with you."😂

A World known Wasp expert hears that a copy of an impossible to get vinyl 12” of wasp sounds is available to purchase in London so make the trip half way around the World to buy it… turning up at the record store, he asks the salesperson to play the record so he can check it for quality. Anyway, after a few tracks the Wasp expert has become enraged at the waste of time given that the recording is not of rare wasps as he had been told. He is an expert and knows his stuff! Shamefaced, the salesperson checks the record and concludes that he had played the Bee side instead.

A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realised he’d need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper: “Please wake me at 5 a.m.” The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and he’d missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and scream at his wife when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said: “It’s 5 a.m. Wake up.

PSG 2 Barcelona 3, some game that.

FFS ! Guess who is a guest on Sky Sports News tonight...a clue, he's a fat fuckin' bacon lovin' fraud.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68769820 Sports Direct ( owned by a cunt) dubs Newcastle United kit deal unlawful

Man Utd will struggle to win it next year i reckon 🤔

😂

My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet.

Fucking Get In !!!!!

Sheff Utd 2-2 Chelsea a great result for us.

Wasn't it Joe Hart that started to do it?

119 😂

what a finish that was !

seconds later 3-2 Celtic !

Desmond

yup, 2-0

Got to be a pen to Celtic ?

A comfortable 2 or 3 goal win for us or them, or we could just nick it by the odd goal or maybe they could nick it by one, or it could be a boring 0-0 draw or a 1-1 draw or a classic 3-3 or 4-4 draw. I do know one thing for sure they'll be less than 100 crisp packets on the pitch at the same time.

Celtic 1 -0 up against Rangers after just 21 seconds.