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that abbey clancy seems like a canny enough lass. I'd be prepared to give her some forewarning before I made it the new atlantis if that helps?

they were all cunts in every cabinet she formed. I don't doubt they all hated each other. anyway, none of this distracts from liverpool being a city full of cunts. here's their mayor talking about heysel's 40th anniversary a couple of months ago. they're incapable of accepting responsibility for their own actions, even now. them smashing down segregation fences and charging at and attacking the italians a mere afterthought. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j5836r0deo Mr Rotheram said: "I think it's really important for the club and the people of our city to be represented at the memorial service. "And for everyone to remember how the event that caused the loss of life was allowed to develop by really poor policing, and a terrible stadium, and lots of problems with organisation. "But also the part that Liverpool fans played in that, and the fact that some of those people were later jailed for the part they played in that

are you sure? recall him and thatcher being up to their necks in it together? anyway, sentiment still stands. sink the fucking place.

only thing heseltine ever got right. should've sank the fucking place.

city full of feral, self pitying cunts. makes sunderland look both salubrious and inclusive. level it, thats what I say.

oh look.... there's that cunt with the bad attitude far right.

go go toonpack.

you disappeared for several minutes to produce that? *must try harder*

how the fuck is that him admitting to have an attitude problem? the fucking pair of you are on more opium than when carroll wrote alice in wonderland.

honestly man, your imagination is running riot. when was it you started getting weed prescribed?

what you on about? this something you've heard hope talking about on the phone as you've followed him round the supermarket? or maybe pillow talk with adam?

is 'scuffed' a polite way of saying play the unsettling game hard enough and we'll collapse like a row of dominoes?

oh I don't know. chuck up a list of your favourite weepy rom coms and let the audience decide.

I dont feel so bad about my strictly confession yesterday now.

fireworks at 2am outside the murderers team hotel.

I can see ive got my work cut out convincing you on this!

a likely fucking story! anyway, 6.30am we got there and worth every minute. there's not many people can claim they were literally millimeters away from giving michelle keegan a damn good seeing to.

so you see what really happened here is this.... mrs tbd who's been an avid fan of strictly since the outset had 2 tickets for the roadshow at the NEC bought for her by her mother as a christmas present. she went with her best mate and enjoyed it but said they were too far away from the dance floor to watch it other than on the big screen. so, in a stunning act of selflessness I applied for and was successful in getting tickets for elstree and making her dreams come true. because I know how to treat a lady. what are you on now, your fifth attempt?

I was sat 5ft from barbara windsor, bless she'd have been in her 70s then but all I could see was her in her carry on camping glory.

I mean, just how close me and michelle keegan got to shagging isn't even the big story here. apparently there's 6,000,000 people apply to be in the strictly audience, and I won the fucking ballot.

was actually. caroline, pixie lott, frankie out the sarurdays, ola jordon and darcey bussell's legs in a little pink leather mini skirt. only drawback was michelle keegan wasn't there as she was away filming her soldier programme. probably saved mark wright his marriage that did.

I got a call from strictly. sat in the front row for one of the live shows at elstree the year caroline flack won it.