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im gonna plump for hp brown as being the upper limits of gemmmill's hot sauce prowess.

mrs tbd went off gallivanting at the weekend to york for our daughter's graduation for a course she's been on. she went to the market at the shambles yesterday and brought me back a bottle of sauce as a present. fucking tight cow, I gave up my wolves ticket for this, the only fucker ive managed to get this season. anyway, it was this.... made by a company fron york I believe, its quite comfortably the hottest sauce ive ever tried and by god im one manly man who doesn't baulk at these kind of things. I defy any of you wimps to get your hands on a bottle of this and try it.

fucking unbelievable. mind you, at least mourinho can claim some success. the bacon lover's total must be staggeringly high too and he's had a career achieving fuck all.

bindippers?

'growing'? it's already well established, I am the man who brought you 'sisu' nearly 3 year ago, you're all very much playing catch up. incidentally, 'she rides shotgun' is stunning, highly acclaimed not just by me but also my fellow critics, it's use of underworld's 'denver luna' as the score during the car chase scene is inspired alone. it's not really my fault if 'frozen' is more your bag.

it's fucking gobsmacking how phlegm head is even allowed on tv never mind commentate o bindippers games. he was absolutely desperate for the murderers to score and made no attempt to disguise his bias.. every single time I watch a game on sky I rejoice in me dodgy firestick.

ive heard you're still hiding behind the settee.

purple nosed, whiskey soaked scottish fucking cunt. absolutely despised that fucker too.

there is literally no words to describe how much I despise those murdering CUNTS.

god I despise phlegm head with a fucking passion, the cunt. time to take the dog for a walk.

aye. tremendous.

this is nearly as bad as when gloom claimed the german whore house he'd spent all night in was really a fish market.

far too scary for @Gemmill he's as soft as fucking shite.

he can run but can't hide.

they should be providing fragments of things the skinny cunt left behind. and thorny sticks.

quick.... get her a thorny stick.

yes, yet it was. also quite handy if you want to know how to do curses.

I watched a movie last night called 'weapons' which had a crazy witch woman in it. it's quite easy, you just get a thorny stick, wrap something round it that belongs to the victim, add a bit of blood and then snap the stick in half. hey presto.... they've got a curse on them.

for fuck's sake man. the very same brian griffin who took his family along to see fender at sjp, said they all enjoyed it and was promptly rounded on by the slobbering hordes. I suppose anything's acceptable when you're desperate to make amends?

fender's head, khashoggi's head... any severed head will do.

just spotted your really good post. was probably me. I was quite a late 1st time visitor to maine rd, was for the 2-1 to us in the 83/84 promotion season and I'd have been 21. we were in one third of the kippax and yous spent the majority of the match lobbing lumps of bricks at us. harrowing walk back to the van for 3 of us after the match too after getting separated from the rest. felt like there was still bits of moss side smouldering from the riots a couple of years earlier and the locals were baying for blood. harrowing, but such was life in the early 80s. always loved the visits to the curry mile post match at maine rd, chicken tikka lumps in a nan bread were exquisite. couple of memories...I remember a loss there in '94, not for the match, but it was grand national day. had a few beers in the parkend/parkside? pub headed to the ground via a ladbrokes with 20 snidey £20 notes in me pocket and put 20 £1 bets on, amazed I got away with it, went home fucking minted, had the winner with minnehoma at 16/1 too. philippe albert's tremendous equaliser in a 3-3... 96ish? went to your new place the first season you moved there, fucking hell man grim, out of the frying pan in to the fire from moss side to there. the walk up past the mary d's and the estate opposite. there was still tarpaulins advertising the commonwealth games covering entire derelict blocks of flats, I assume to hide how run down it was from visitors to the games. not knocking the area mind, we've got plenty in the north east too sadly. so a visit to the city of mancheter stadium was equally as capable of getting the adrenaline flowing too, but then I used quite like all that shit to be honest. last time I was at your place was a couple of years back for the cup match. company aside (mr pl) I actually thought it was the most soul destroying experience at a football match ever. it'd been a few years so the deathly silent, devoid of any kind of pre-match buzz tram journey to the etihad campus was new to me. the alton towers like barriered shuffling past kiosks selling merchandise almost exclusively to eastern asian families with selfie sticks, the lack of any atmosphere in the ground whatsoever, the electronic advertising hoardings for time share apartments in abu dhabi that no fucker in the ground can probably afford and the absolute whopping thundercunt of a compere at half time who was literally the only fucking laughing at his idea of entertainment showing videos of people in the crowd caught eating on film.... backwards. not knocking you mate, you're by far, far and away the better the better alternative to your neighbours. but fucking hell, give me the olden days to that every single time, but I think you're spot on, it is a glimpse in to our future too, and it won't be very far away either.

just spotted this in me junk mail from supporter services after the club blocked me from buying my TWO forest tickets or attempting to buy them for the barcelona game... where's the 'hope yous, the cunts who are running ticketing and the cunts in the data room all perish in a house fire' option?

ant then parade about in it on a stadium tour with adam p?

gemmill is a supermag? fuck me

you haven't tried to buy owt yet. theres every likelihood you never will be.