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just watching the murderers warming up on the pitch and its heart warming to imagine the skinny rat cunt's upper femur snapped in half and protruding out through his thigh.

proper mindbender of a hatewatch this afternoon. hideously drab 0-0 followed an anfield sized sinkhole opening up straight to the depths of earth's firey core. if I had to pick a winner id go for 0-1, rat own goal.

in fairness elanga did put 2 or 3 decent crosses in from the left wing for sweden. such a shame the rat's eternally struggling with his lack of a preseason.

combined with the blatant plagiarism of paddocklad's favourite smilie thing. a new low from the yorkshire man.

aye. our wing play has been very poor.

howe's put him in to the team from the outset. I hate watched the sweden kosova game the other night, elanga was brought on and played on the left wing. he actually looked more dangerous there than he has for us on the right for the overwhelming majority of his games. I hope the lad comes good for us, that goes without saying. however, on the whole he's been poor, murphy is the starter out of the 2 for me.

we paid £55m for a player who at the moment is a downgrade on murphy. ive seen nowt to justify why howe has put him straight in the team ahead of the latter.

he's largely right mind. elanga on the whole has been shite.

getting a proper, proper dislike of these cunts now. and what the fuck is it with this fixture that there's shit of empty seats in the away end every time? @PaddockLad did this go down to zero points?

forest owner man. no wonder anal mom gob wanted out.

you're fucking special alright.

in all seriousness mind, it would appear that the club are now holding a reserve ballot for all the games where they expect the away club to send back significant amounts of non sales (ie entire blocks) rather than put them in to resale like they always did. it would be fair enough if they added another category to ticket purchasing between 'general sale' and 'resale' and advertised it as such for the appropriate match on the ticketing site. there's probably a fair few people desperate to get to a game who get an email but miss the opportunity to buy a ticket because they haven't checked their mail unaware such a new system exists. it would be both logical and easy enough to implement and a token gesture to n.u.s.t. to say look how transparent we're being. but then this is the weird and wonderful of nufc's box office.

that's the theory aye. mind you, they haven't got a fucking clue what theyre doing so you could well have got away with it. either that or you're about to be flagged for suspicious activity!

he forgot to add she levelled fender with one swift windmill to make it more authentic.

doesnt work like that mate. you're now in a group with the people you've got those tickets for . you can't add anybody to your list who is already in an existing group. you could potentially add another 2 people who aren't already in a group. but id be astonished if you had that many friends.

theres absolutely no way your cinder toffee ankles would get you up to level 7 without disintegrating in to powder. watch it on the firestick.

fucking split personality i was in the 80s, likewise my wardrobe. I lived in constant fear of being spotted by the wrong group of friends depending on whether I was wearing the latest lacoste top or a black leather motorbike jacket.

absolutely love threads like this me that go off on a complete tangent. I was 28 when I moved away from north east, but obviously a very regular visitor back ever since. all these pubs mentioned from every contributor to the thread, I know, all have fond memories and we've really only scraped the surface, from undoubted classics, a lot of which are still going strong, to some which are badly, badly missed. football aside, newcastle is a fucking outstanding city.

never been in stack and literally have zero desire to do so. I like pubs, proper ones. I think the closest I've been to a stack type environment was the veronica complex in playa de las americas in 1989 and that was because it was easy to score ecstasy and acid there. anyway, could be an age thing i suppose, is it full of kids? also, a round of 3 pints is just over a tenner in the percy. cracking pub, good atmosphere with a good mix of people and ages. can be a pain in the arse getting served at times mind so I reckon that's a reasonable indicator that it's doing ok i would say. anyway, fuck stack, save the haymarket, best part of the city for me.

I mean if it all gets a bit too much for him I'd happily have a walk round all the supermarkets/chemists in monmouth and buy a couple of boxes of paracetamol from each. I'd even drive up to self pity city and hand deliver them to the skinny rat cunt.

no. I was thinking more chris hemsworth but with a much bigger tool.

you're in for a big shock when you actually find out I'm like thor.

below is shamelessly stolen from n.o., first ive heard of any kind of response from the club to n.u.s.t.'s letter from three and a half weeks ago so I assume this is very recent. anyway, basically answered the square root of sweet fuck all.

I think you'll find that I'm recipient here not the provider. ive no idea what sarah metcalfe looks like but provided she hasn't got gnashers like louise taylor i might well be tempted to grant her a bit of slurping action.