thebrokendoll

I was once at an outdoor party underneath a motorway flyover near uxbridge. bloke had taken some fly agaric. kept getting his knob out on the dance floor, pissing in a glass and then drinking it. seemed quite oblivious to the looks of horror he was getting mind. still, not a good look. think I'll stick to about 30 liberty caps, if only I could find some.

is 2025 the year of the liberty cap drought? right then, not that I think for one minute any of you lot are ardent psychonauts, not even gemmill despite his cannabis addiction, but anybody heard of them growing near where they live? love going looking for them me even though ive not taken them for probably a decade, I have been tempted to do them again this year although not in the same quantity as in me youth. the black mountains in wales, or more specifically hay bluff has always been the go to place in these parts but this year despite the best efforts of mrs tbd and meself and hours of walking we found 15 and that's over 2 visits separated by a few weeks. fucking bizarre. we've put it down to the long dry summer, but still, it's been a lot wetter recently and no frosts but still nowt. last year me brother picked hundreds off warkworth cricket pitch, this year nowt. best place i ever picked was opposite the moorcock pub at waskerley, thousands and thousands of the little fuckers. there's other mushrooms about, but seemingly no magic ones, bizarre.

I'd liked to have seen that.

I can't even begin to imagine the horror of having to be subservient to a dipper. id rather live in a shop doorway.

he'd disintegrate jogging through the powdery sands of embleton bay.

and yet here you are with ankles as powdery as shredded wheat.

one of nick pope's punches?

I envy you that you've managed to erase the 0-4 last season and the 0-2 in the fa cup the season before from your memory. I fucking haven't! edit... shit, there was also the 0-4 and 0-5s in 21/22 too.

well, 'mint' might be pushing it a bit far, our best football has been against the weakest teams we've played. we've laboured against average teams like wolves/fulham both of which id expect to give bradford/usg a beating too. the rest of your post i agree with, exception possibly on gordon. I do think if there's a possibility of hangover it'll be with him. he's not as good as he thinks he is, he's not worth anywhere near £280k a week and his poor performances very likely go back to the interest/us touting him to liverpool in the summer of '24. he's been largely shite for a season and a 1/3 now other than the odd anomaly in the CL. needs to get his fucking finger out his arse before i chase him down barrack rd in his car.

bollocks. 19th of july the skinny rat piece of human scum pulled a sickie before celtic. howe was clearly aware of his intentions prior to that. we're on the 10th of november, if it's not 4 months we're quibbling about days here. I hope at this point you don't think about I'm pulling you on this whole 'traumatised' thing on a personal basis, because I'm not. you're not the only one both on here and the wider net. it's not the notion as such that I have an issue with, it's the possibility that it could be a reality. it's fucking pathetic, headspinningly so. any footballer at this club who cited that swedish thundercunt as a reason for their or our loss of form should never pull our shirt on again, the fucking pussies.

she's called anal? absolute certainty renton is one of the 84.3k followers.

I mean, why should I fork out 38 big ones when millions of women will be getting just as much benefit from them as me?

honestly man, ask a reasonable question and the loons appear. anyway.... despite how good my easily tanning, non sun burning, bronzed lower limbs would look in those orange shorts, im not paying thirty eight fucking quid.

more or less word for word what the wife said yesterday! I do like the orange shorts mind, they'd look with a tan. anyone know where you get decent quality snidey ones at a fraction of club shop prices?

fuck you.... dipper lover.

10-0 to us. aguero and tueart, with 5 each as they forget which team they play for.

so he fucking should. the useless cunt.

we're fucking shite man. put away whatever it is you're boosting your dopamine levels with.

I'll have turned before that if this carries on. we're fucking shit.

le bris.

it's been a bad day in the office for every single away game this season for howe, apart from a shite belgian team. it's also been at best an average day at the office for howe at home, saved only some poor away teams.

#howe out.

that goal man. fucking pathetic. @wykikitoon... I wasn't even joking l.