Blastronaut

"Those aren't tissues. And that's not my knee"

Spent most of the day decorating while listening to old Carcass albums, currently winding down listening to this utter nonsense like a proper degenerate

I'd be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt like unless he seems like he's begging for attention. It's not all that far fetched. Driving thing aside I've also been unable to come into work because of my non-existent dog needed an emergency vet appointment and even met Duncan Disorderly twice and he was mostly sound tbh.

Easy there cowboy. It's Tuesday.

See to be honest, Im all for the chance to watch the Old Firm b-teams get shown up by part-timers on a weekly basis. The Stirling Albion victory over Ally McCoists 4th tier Rangers team is honestly the only reason I've still got a DVD player. Actually, might put it on now.

I resent that. It's not harsh in the slightest.

Ha. That's reassuring, cheers. Back on topic then: in my experience, the troubles or the Irish famine just wasn't on the curriculum in British non-denominational schools in the mid 90s. Which is understandable, the full story isn't a great look for the Brits and likely wouldn't instil much in the way of national pride in reasonable people.

Dunno like. Liverpool look keen to shift Origi.

Irish troubles aside, seems I owe @Kid Dynamite an apology. I just read over the last page and noticed I was in character assassination mode and had a go over absolutely fuck all. Sorry like. Nae excuses, just a bit sensitive to these subjects lately.

Dunno if this will interest anyone but just got a message from another UK pedal builder who's packing it in and selling off all his stuff on the cheap. Not much left but some mad bargains, especially that Timmy and the Boss Chorus. https://ebay.co.uk/usr/dfx_parts

Don't let me cramp your style like. If getting the latest gossip on 14 year kids found dead and naked in storm drains is your thing, crack on.

Fuck off.

Fucking hell that's horrific. Poor kid. I'm no mental health expert but it has a lot of the hallmarks of psychosis going by the timeline eyewitness reports. Edit to add: directly asking someone for local "gossip" as if Belfast is a small village is fucking obscene.

Twisting my words there Sammy, not fucking having that like. I don't hate Scottish lawns at all, only English ones and the overall practice of gardening in general. I will however concede that while the Riff Raff riff might be my favourite I have no authority to declare it the best. And while I'd normally take issue with someone calling a bagpipe solo a great riff i'll give you a pass. Not only is it great but I've tried jamming with pipers a fair few times and it's always been absolute fucking disaster (usually in D major).

Don't normally watch shite like this but I hit play on a bit of a whim and actually glad I did. Yer gaffer gets a brief mention. Hard to say for sure if it was positive or just a polite way of saying "couldn't get away from the cunt fast enough".

"two banks of four, tight at the back and play in the spaces. It's not rocket science"

Best riff, definitely. Best album, probably. Best song? Dunno like.

10k, 20% capacity. By that logic my local club should be able to go back business as usual. Happy Days.

Typical. Just as I was starting to really warm to you cunts you all start infighting over lawn care of all things.

Seems barely relevant and I can't really be arsed with Radiohead, but whatever. "A green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth..... She looks like the real thing ... My fake plastic love"

Not advocating artificial lawns here but honestly I'd rather get an hour or so peace, clock up 4k steps and listen to a podcast by walking to the pub and back. Gardening can get fucked.

Gonna have to admit - as much as it wouldn't work for me since clearing up the kids toys from the garden arguably takes me as much time as actually cutting the fucking grass - I remember seeing one when I was I drunk in the arse end of nowhere (Donegal) and was quite impressed. Wasn't much like a roomba, just a cordless electric mower without a handle. Probably stood and watched it for a solid ten minutes. Quality entertainment.

I'm torn here. Sounds like some of the best elevator music imaginable but looks a bit like Pete Townsend got roped into doing TV adverts with the Super Furries.

£50 if you get lucky and know what you're looking for on gumtree. Sub £200 new if your perspective of entry level is reasonable.

Liked that a lot more than I thought I would. Cheers Andy.