Blastronaut

This. The whole "all men" rhetoric is likely all down to the fact that we don't fucking call our peers out often enough when they're acting inappropriately. The result is folk like this cunt Couzens get a string of rapey allegations to the point their colleagues (supposedly) refer to him as "the rapist" and it's all just a big joke until he actually actually murders someone after raping them.

Definitely not me but I'd be lying if I said I'm not sitting here wishing I'd thought of first: Kickstarter Pedal

Nightmarish. Imagine accidentally finding yourself as an adult and getting carted back home to yer parents.

Not really my cup of tea but refreshing to see a Canadian metal band that doesn't involve Jeff Waters or Devin Townsend and isn't Voivod I guess.

Honestly wasn't criticising the film or the cast, I genuinely think this was the highlight of Kiedis' career.

I'd argue the cameo in Point Break a few months earlier was the real beginning of the end. https://youtu.be/aMukX7yVSTM

No love for the new Wildhearts album?

Bloody immigrants. Not coming over here to take our jobs.

Aye Jim Morrison had a point, people are fucking strange. We all have our moments tbf. Given that they're also Scottish (which weirdly seems to be main point of contention) I'm fairly confident it's a non-issue that could be easily solved over a whisky and a quick chat to guage how many generations back our families are probably connected.

Aye, tbf I missed the first half of it kicking off and woke up to a few bizarre messages accusing me of nicking their Intellectual Property. It's all good though, kept me entertained on an otherwise uneventful Thursday. Best part is I only made four and gave two of them away to Simpsons fanatic friends, had no real intention of making more anytime soon.

Thanks for this Tom. I've just had 24h of getting brigaded by the GojiraFX fanclub. Turns out they're also based in Scotland and quite precious about the idea that another Scot would have the audacity to take an image from a Simpsons episode and put it on something that resembled an overdrive pedal. Last fucking time I listen to you. (Actually I don't mean that, the daft bastard shared my listing to his 6k followers. More ideas like that please!)

Not quite. According to the article the youngest was 14.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/15917648/athletic-bilbao-kids-win-women-team/ Straight out of Quiff's wank bank.

Totally agree. I think your suggestion of it being an entirely ideological decision is backed up with how long it took for our governments and MSM to admit it was becoming a problem while they were simultaneously pulling out troops. This didn't happen overnight or by accident. I remember some Afghanis getting interviewed on the news a few weeks back getting asked shit like "what do you think driving the resurgence in Taliban support/why are people like yourself more sympathetic and accepting of their cause?". I can't speak Arabic for shit but I'm pretty sure the translators were just putting a neutral spin on "because you cunts are fucking off and anyone on your side is about to be slaughtered".

That's up there with the laziest attempts to discredit female pundits I've ever seen.

Given the context I thought her basic grasp of language and understanding of the game was fine, and bar saying "possessive" rather than "possession" there's not much else to take with. Yer clutching at straws a bit here quiff man.

I posted here this time last week - shitfaced and talking little to no sense - and have absolutely no memory of it, but you've got some fucking problems like.

Would like to imagine this was a pure deadpan way for him to say "what a fucking stupid question, of course he's getting a scan tomorrow" but seems more like a genuine misunderstanding. Funny either way though. Makes me wonder other hilarious mistranslations are happing in the dressing room.

Same. He wasn't quite in the same form last season but given the whole Celtic squad had a nightmare I wouldn't have thought that would dampened any interest in him much. Who knows? Maybe Celtic were reluctant to entertain any offers until they had someone else in the door?

Rumoured that Brighton and Southampton are in for him from what I gather. Only a year left on his contract and he apparently wants away so would imagine he'll be sold.

Absolutely, really clever runs off the ball, great first touch and can finish. Could've had 5 yesterday, plus the one he scored midweek in the Europa qualifier. No bad for someone that's barely been training with the team for a week.

More likely just me drunk posting. What's amusing is that I've obviously went and edited it in to make it somewhat intelligible. Right then, half arsed attempt to drag this back on topic: Early days yet but that new Celtic forward looks absolute quality. Fully expect him be moving down south in a year or two. Too good a player for up here.

Wish I could offer some insight but I've got no recollection of even posting that and absolutely no idea what it was supposed to mean.

Ake as a #9 it the funniest thing I've heard for weeks. Not even that hard imagine. Halfway there if he ties back his hair, shit talks the English national team and works on his golf.

46 I think. Haven't heard anything official yet around the cause of death but it was fairly well known he had a form MS from what I gather.