Jusoda Kid

No rash. Bad dreams though. I had this about a month back, all your symptoms and vivid, mental dreams. Lasted about 3 days but I feel like I've just got over it now, been knackered for weeks.

That rough hard faced cow off Geordie shore spat in the face of one of the lads last night, total liberty

Smack her in the face tbh I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour. Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head! I meant spit as in 'spit on someone' not as in 'spits or swallows' No denial I see.

Smack her in the face tbh I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour.

My neighbour has had bother with a couple of dikes not so long ago and the bull dike out the pair of them spat in his face when he was arguing with her. He didn't retaliate which although is very admiral I doubt I could have stopped myself reacting. At the end of the day, she plays the man in the relationship, looks like a bloke and acts like a bloke so imo she should be treat like a bloke, and is this instance I think I wouldn't have been able to control myself and would have had to kick the minge off her, lass or not.

I'd say 90% of them are anyway as a screwdriver is just like a knife. Thats why I wouldn't even give one a chance to open his mouth if I caught him in the house, hit first, ask questions later is the way forward imo.

Paddy and Murphy are watching a Great Dane giving its balls a right good licking when Paddy turns to Murphy and says "I wish I could do that" Murphy replies "well if I were you I'd give it a stroke first as it looks a right vicious bastard"

Mug is fighting talk where I come from, cunt is used in friendly banter.

in the face if she spat in your face?

Jan is definitely a carpet muncher btw.

Agreed, there's not a word in the world that could get my back up. I'd rather be called a cunt by someone than a mug.

chris is now on smack but won't admit it, candice has been kicked out because she won't get rid of chris' baby, honestly this is brilliant I've been watching it, fucking savage.

Anyone else reckon Bob Mortimer has nailed Eureka?

And you reckon my crack is shit Is there ever a waking minute you aren't thinking about me? Seriously mate, he bought it in a job lot with a load of other shite.

Not me but my dad has just got one of these

Kevin, either you're an adult and can give me grief, or your a child who works in Mcdonalds and has a Cheryl Cole signature. You can't be both

Had to nip down Walker yesterday and seen a family of Africans doing their garden with what looked like their white neighbour helping them, I was shocked.

I could make a steady living off some of the posters on here, can one of the mods set a part of the forum up for me and call it the toilets or back room please. J69 to bite Cheers.

I caught one of the balls they were kicking into the crowd the first game of the season against Tottenham a while back, we got beat with Sheringham scoring and him celebrating in front of the paddocks. Kevin Keegan gave my man and her mate a lift home in his chauffeur driven car after doing a talk in at the Heaton Buffs many moons ago, and she got an England glossy brochure signed off him, not sure if he kifed her though.

Its the Byker Wall being built and iirc thats the street behind Raby street, Raby Way. I added the Nigerian walking the Hyena as thats what its like down there now.

Few on here need to get themselves some proper contacts

No, just looked at your profile picture

Eat shit.

What would cause them to do that?

Its the likes of you and CT that have killed it tbh, pair of tedious cunts.