manc-mag

Quality expression tbf

Youre the fucking chef!

Bit of cheese sprinkled on top? I'll do the euphemisms if you don't mind, Harry.

*Gumph!*

Fruit salad?

Euphemism to end all euphemisms coming from a gay bloke. "Darling, would you like to brown the mince tonight?"

Aye.......knew how he felt when I dropped my bacon butty on Peasepud's living room floor.

eat pubes!

It's a two way process Lardy! lardy? coming from you? aren't you challenging Michael Winner for the "Fattest annoying bloke on the planet" crown? ya chubby fucker! Never met you, so how would you know? I have seen your photo though. Turtle power! When he goes down on his missus he lovingly calls it turtles head!

Fucking shit in Manchester like.

R Dean Taylor - Theres a ghost in my house Badfinger - Come and get it

2Tugs had obviously had a quick paddle before taking the pic.

We don't get much sun it has to be said.

Small cock!

Is it only us and Chelsea paying these sorts of wages these days? (okay bit of an exageration-us and any of the top four?)

In your flasher mac? Peeping Tom on tour! nah I fancy doing some architecture type things, maybe go get strange conservatory pictures such as ones attached to upstairs flats Zooming in on lasses innocently enjoying a day sat in the sun more like, you filthy voyeur! Who've you got in your conservatory like? Or will you just be getting your baps out?

Cloonie hard to beat tbf if the weather keeps up.

Squeaky beach ffs!!! Who's your friend? Spongebob Squarepants?

The stuff the cast of the seven dwarves do outside of panto season tbh.

Gemmill sounding overly defensive there.

It's like sub-saharan Africa here tbh. I was at 5th Ave Monday night btw Greg-I've slipped back under their radar! Lock and load! Are you still barred? Have not tried to get in for a month or so, I was in the queue and went past a couple of the bouncers and that bastard noticed me and pulled me out the queue and said I wasn't going in. Argued with him for about 10 minutes, he claimed I tried to start a fight with him, which I laughed at.... and in the end he simply said that as long as he works on the door at 5th Av I will not get in! Wanker. Anyway I'll be back in Newcastle by lunchtime, as long as I don't miss my train like last time! Hard lines son! Get yourself back home and spend your easter cash on some plastic surgery I reckon! Easter cash? I haven't got a pot to piss in! Norman owes me £100 like but fuck knows if I'll see that this year, going down to Sheffield with my Dad and brother so will be sponging beer off them all weekend! I have just got a job in Manchester though, so I should have some money for the rest of the year! Working for Centrica in Old Trafford part time. 'Norman'-that guy is quality!

It's like sub-saharan Africa here tbh. I was at 5th Ave Monday night btw Greg-I've slipped back under their radar! Lock and load! Are you still barred? Have not tried to get in for a month or so, I was in the queue and went past a couple of the bouncers and that bastard noticed me and pulled me out the queue and said I wasn't going in. Argued with him for about 10 minutes, he claimed I tried to start a fight with him, which I laughed at.... and in the end he simply said that as long as he works on the door at 5th Av I will not get in! Wanker. Anyway I'll be back in Newcastle by lunchtime, as long as I don't miss my train like last time! Hard lines son! Get yourself back home and spend your easter cash on some plastic surgery I reckon!

It's like sub-saharan Africa here tbh. I was at 5th Ave Monday night btw Greg-I've slipped back under their radar! Lock and load! Are you still barred?

Both decent knocks them tbf.