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No, thanks. I just have amazing taste in music. Edit: if you can be bothered searching I even started a thread somewhere about having sex with a girl - that's quite hetero tbh. Yeah but SMO does that regularly. I was gonna post that but I'd already made one joke about him being in the closet. No prizes for guessing why they call Wacky the straight man.

No, thanks. I just have amazing taste in music. Edit: if you can be bothered searching I even started a thread somewhere about having sex with a girl - that's quite hetero tbh. Yeah but SMO does that regularly.

Obviously, obviously. 3/4. I'm usually good with those but I couldn't get the first word for the life of me. If it wasn't obvious it should have been.

Says the accountant. My degree was boring, but (it wasn't accountancy btw), at least it was mostly numbers and there was a readily attainable right or wrong answer. You're having to wade through stuff about grain collections in 1930s Russia ffs! Besides, I bet accountancy pays better than being a historian......although historians have better beards. Like fuck i'm being a historian! Its not so much about the actual figures, more about the consequences of a few bad years of collections on the peasantry. Its actually quite interesting as history goes, you ignorant git. I'd have to disagree with you there. I think a lot of history is extremely interesting. A lot more of it isn't though. I'd be willing to bet that you're too ignorant re. much of history to make that a valid statement. Actually, you pretentious git, I agree that a lot of history is interesting. But when you consider that history contains everything that has ever happened, a lot more of it will be tedious in the extreme. History is just the past that has been recorded tttt. Point still stands, oypt. O..... You Pedantic Twat????

34 waist Straining to get in those 501's tbh. Thats not the brand name either.

Says the accountant. My degree was boring, but (it wasn't accountancy btw), at least it was mostly numbers and there was a readily attainable right or wrong answer. You're having to wade through stuff about grain collections in 1930s Russia ffs! Besides, I bet accountancy pays better than being a historian......although historians have better beards. Like fuck i'm being a historian! Its not so much about the actual figures, more about the consequences of a few bad years of collections on the peasantry. Its actually quite interesting as history goes, you ignorant git. I'd have to disagree with you there. I think a lot of history is extremely interesting. A lot more of it isn't though. I'd be willing to bet that you're too ignorant re. much of history to make that a valid statement. Actually, you pretentious git, I agree that a lot of history is interesting. But when you consider that history contains everything that has ever happened, a lot more of it will be tedious in the extreme. History is just the past that has been recorded tttt. pwned!

Walliver....are you fruit?

I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. I was once pissed and threw up my Chicken Tikka Massala (on my parent's beige carpet) - one of these ones full of colouring. For a few minutes I was convinced I'd had a major stomach haemorrage and very nearly dialled 999 until I remembered. You want us to believe your stomach actually rejected something, fatty arbuckle?

I've now got this mental image of Gemmill pacing up and down his kitchen, muttering "come on you bastard" whilst the package spins in the microwave before howling "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" and hurling himself at the microwave, wrenching the door open and tearing off the cellophane before devouring his lukwarm chicken tikka using his hands. Thank you Renton. One of my mates once got home pissed with his tikka massala only to discover there was no one in, and he'd lost his keys. Undeterred he sat on the doorstep and ate his curry with his hands. When we got back he was slumped on the doorstep, with massala sauce all over his hands, face and shirt. He looked like something out of a Hammer Horror. That's quite funny, but not as funny as my image of you. Renton didn't get where he is today waiting three minutes for a microwave meal, let me tell you.

I'm suffering from deja vu. I'm sure this exact question has been asked before. Not Wacky's thread either-an actual 'twitchers' thread.

Martin stirs below.

First sensible thing you've said in 7,251 posts.

Why is Ringo Starr blacked up?

Who?

I wouldnt let her out of the sauna tbf. I'd be as shrivelled as Gemmill's John Thomas.

He visited her in America last week. Oh, that Lauren. Patrokles is the new Brock. A forty year old alcoholic groupie from Felling should be deterrent enough for anyone.

The singer was lush anarl. Not your type, perhaps. Aye she was geet lush tbf. There was a veritable glut of Scandinavian blart about at the time. Her and the one out of the cardigans in other words.

He visited her in America last week. Oh, that Lauren.

Who the fuck's Lauren?

Thats the sort of DVD where Gemmill's mam would say "I could lend that to my son. And thats a bad thing"

Cotton would get a smack if she put her trotters anywhere near my flies.

Mass fawning for sure, but I think it was probably more deserving on balance for his stand-up. Both brilliant for their TV series' mind.

Only a matter of time before someone opens the Fearne Cotton can of worms. Bag of slugs more like

New dates added in Mcr so I might get myself along.

Afraid we're all too happy to settle for it, marra. That doesnt surprise me like, but what does is the fact the club are still justifying it by using the lines his 'best is yet to come'/'potential' etc etc etc. Jesus wept.