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... didn't you just suggest it? PM received.

Begging to be deleted tbh. You can imagine the mod-bound PM's leaving Gemmill's account though if anyone dared suggest it.

She is also a rip off of a fast show chatracter. You've mentioned that before (the Caroline Aherne school girl), although she isn't that similar imo. I'm not a massive fan of little Little Britain but I think Matt Lucas is the funnier of the two. I thought Vicky Pollard perfectly captured the all-pervasive charva in society though. Marjorie Daws has her moments too. Actually I think I dislike it so much I look for reasons to slag it off. I think we all do that a bit once we decided we don't like something mate. Shut it you dick.

In was at my work Christmas party tonight, and this lass I've worked with for years, out of the blue, says I remind her of Gordon Ramsey! How wierd is life? Never before, now twice in one day (never mentioned before), even stranger than the afore-mentioned Mark Renton comment. Fuck off the lot of you, I look nowt like that sell-out, creased face, jock bastid! -> ........tbh

True story. A friend of mine went with a prostitute in Amsterdam. They hit it off so well, that he shacked up with her for a while as boyfriend/girlfriend. (and before anyone has any stupid ideas, they did not entertain strangers as a couple for fun) In all honesty, that didnt even occur to me. You have got one warped mind.

I can't believe anyone even took the trouble to 'visualise' that gag tbh.

By the way, no and no. Just for the record.

Understatment of the year tbh. Sports Bar is the only place he gets to see a pair of knockers these days by the sound of it.

best pre-match pub - Sports Cafe for the strippers. Or if you've got a bit more cash to spend hit For Your Eyes Only, it's a strip club that does pre match specials, only a fiver a dance. Quality fanny at either location. Or you can stick to what you know and hit the Tyneside Irish Centre near China Town. best stand to sit in - By far and away the Gallowgate my clover loving friend! best restaurant - Again depending on your fiscal prudence, try the French restaurant behind the Gate, can't remember what it's called but the food is blinding! best nightclub - Blu Bamboo! And if you can't get in there Baja Beach Club! Easy pickings I tell thee! Even the girls on the publicity shots look rancid ffs.

I heard a programme about rape on Radio 4 recently where a counsellor for woman who had been attacked said that in rape trials men tended to be more sympathetic to the alleged victim than women. A theory she put forward was that men are generally outraged that a fellow man would do this to a woman whereas women may feel that the victim was 'asking for it' in some way and that this was a sort of defence mechanism that reassured them it would never happen to them. Obviously that's a gross generalisation but there may be an similar element in your colleague's attitude to this. Either that or she's a spiteful bitch. Aye. Who d'ya think yee are anyway Alexis? The Fish? ........actually the Fish would be way less sympathetic. He'd probably batter a rape victim if they came to him for counselling, windows or doors.

Aye, true. I think the whole notion of prostitution being a crime is absurd. If a person wants to pay for sex with another consenting person, what's the problem? Leglise and tax it. BTW, I hope no-one is genuinely offended by the jokes, they are just jokes after all. I'm not offended in any way about the jokes. I think most of us know (without having the ability to define it) that there are bad taste jokes and there are bad taste jokes. PING *light comes on* Yes......that clears it up nicely.

Unfortunately even if it was legalised I think these girls would still have been on the streets. They'll all have been on the smack-brothels (legal or otherwise) would be unlikely to touch them. Theyre run as proper businesses after all and theres very few smack heads in any walk of life that hold down a regular job. All very sad tbh.

Funny I was just saying that to someone the other day A retarded gynaecologist?

Is that his run-up? How camp is that! I've never seen a full beard made to look so camp tbh.

It's gash, man. With extra big flaps and a raggedy arsed minge.

How shit is cricket (again)?!

That might have been a birthday greeting but it definitely looks more like abuse. Good man, so it is.

Is that his run-up?

Jesus wept.

On here once. Pre-piss-up attendance. I think it contained the caveat that someone else had said it. Around about the time Trainspotting got its cinema release would be my guess. He could pass for McGregor's slightly camp, overweight and undertalented big brother I suppose. Brogues McGee, you fucking tit! Oy, fuck off, this is supposed to be another abuse Gemmill thread! Seriously, I don't know how Alex remembers so much, I have no recollection of saying I look like Ewan McGregor, or even that somebody else said it. I suspect it's being taken completely out of context. IIRC, it was in a thread where people were asked to say who they looked like. Did a search and that was in a thread entitled do you look like your avatar. Now, obviously feel free to take the piss, but that really is what my colleague said when he started here about 6 months ago, and no, I don't agree unfortunately. I remember now though because at the time it really freaked me out, as it was such a wierd thing to say it really made me paranoid that he had sussed my user name on this board and was aware that I was a complete loafer. Mind, he's chinese, so all us white people probably look the same. They all look like Bruce Li or Chun Li to me as well. And Alex, kudos for the elephant memory you complete kernt! It would've freaked me out more to discover you had some random Chineey wandering round your house. I could have sworn you said you worked from home?? Not now Kato! Probably got him in to help out around the bedroom.

On here once. Pre-piss-up attendance. I think it contained the caveat that someone else had said it. Around about the time Trainspotting got its cinema release would be my guess. He could pass for McGregor's slightly camp, overweight and undertalented big brother I suppose. Brogues McGee, you fucking tit! Oy, fuck off, this is supposed to be another abuse Gemmill thread! Seriously, I don't know how Alex remembers so much, I have no recollection of saying I look like Ewan McGregor, or even that somebody else said it. I suspect it's being taken completely out of context. IIRC, it was in a thread where people were asked to say who they looked like. Did a search and that was in a thread entitled do you look like your avatar. Now, obviously feel free to take the piss, but that really is what my colleague said when he started here about 6 months ago, and no, I don't agree unfortunately. I remember now though because at the time it really freaked me out, as it was such a wierd thing to say it really made me paranoid that he had sussed my user name on this board and was aware that I was a complete loafer. Mind, he's chinese, so all us white people probably look the same. They all look like Bruce Li or Chun Li to me as well. And Alex, kudos for the elephant memory you complete kernt! It would've freaked me out more to discover you had some random Chineey wandering round your house. I could have sworn you said you worked from home??

They got it for their stage show I think. Has anyone seen it? Why does anyone get additional recognition for bringing a sketch show to the stage? Surely the sketch show genre began on stage? It's just a re-hash of their TV routine ffs.

If Walliams got an award on sports personality of the year then surely Luque should have got a comedy gong for his jocular impression of a professional footballer, the fucking bell-end.