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Some of it was hers as well. Fucking joke and no mistake.

Knocked one out off the balcony more like.

Images of Alex on the job and setting light to £50 notes now. Fucking desparate here. Come and do my cleaning to take your mind off it pet This is going to make me sound sad as fuck but I was ironing for five hours straight, yesterday. Work. Iron. Bed. Work Rock n roll eh? Jesus wept.

Images of Alex on the job and setting light to £50 notes now. Fucking desparate here.

They dont have to be mate, you'll be shouting about it for them! Like a Nicky Campbell for the local porvort community.

I'd forgotten how much of a twat you can be. Thanks for the reminder.

Fucking Hell! Enjoy it marra!

Fucking hell...imagine if you actually put some graft in there!

Quality! In all seriousness though whatever is planned the whole thing should be organised to compile as much info as possible, including getting his name if possible, more photos etc. Take the piss Royal with whatever humiliation can be visited on him but importantly then pass the story on to the local rag who could really shame him! If he is as bang at this as much as Karl's experiences suggest then theres probably already a local interest and buzz about the identity of the blerk so i reckon theyd be interested if the story had already written itself for them.

Jesus wept. Turns out her hair is the least of her worries.

PS......even worse are the ones who find it funny. They should be sat there with their fucking head in their hands tbh, never mind laughing about it.

I'm not sure where the last part of that quote is going but I agree with the first sentence wholeheartedly.

I've got nowt but contempt for that attitude. Her dad used to be a bus driver before he retired-apparently she thinks he still does it for fun. That reminds me. Must ring him and ask if I can have a lift to my Christmas do... Unbelievable.

I've got nowt but contempt for that attitude. Her dad used to be a bus driver before he retired-apparently she thinks he still does it for fun.

Christmas fair serving christmas fayre shirley?

The fucking whining she did when she was locked out for five minutes an all, before her entire family heeded her distress call, dropped everything and got to her with a spare key Spare key ffs. The homeless would give their right arms for just one key and theyd take far better care of it too I'll be bound.

Imagine you were homeless. You'd give your right arm for these sorts of 'problems', Cath. You want to get your life into some sort of frigging perspective. At this time of year I think we should all remember the homeless.

Thats him an all. Christ I'm depressed now!

In all seriousness mate, the thing thats getting me the most jumpy now is the lad I'm going with. He will literally laugh at anything so he will carry on all the way through this even if neebody is laughing around him. He will adapt the laugh if the gags not funny (so it's just basically filler), but a laugh of some description will be deployed in any event. That sort of behaviour is guaranteed to do my heed in. I know exactly what you mean, I've got a mate like that, especially if it's someone he really likes. They could stand up there for an hour saying 'cock' over and over again and he'd be laughing like a twat after every one. thats him to a tee tbf.

In all seriousness mate, the thing thats getting me the most jumpy now is the lad I'm going with. He will literally laugh at anything so he will carry on all the way through this even if neebody is laughing around him. He will adapt the laugh if the gags not funny (so it's just basically filler), but a laugh of some description will be deployed in any event. That sort of behaviour is guaranteed to do my heed in. Who is this gimp you're going with like?! You'll end up hitting him tbh. You'll already be wound up by how unfunny the show is, so him sat laughing next to you will just feel like he's rubbing your nose in it. If you're anywhere near the front you'll get COVERED in gob when that Mitchell does his Sky Football skit btw. The bloke fucking showers people in it. Thankfully I wasn't. It's worse cos he got the tickets before I'd given him the green light. I said I was at the match and it would be a rush job (as wor lass and nephew are coming too and I'd have to get them back afterwards) but he went and got them anyway. I think he's trying to pull Hannah's mate cos basically he's manouvered the situation so that Hannah now has to come to town which means she'll bring her mate out too. He's a funny lad but he's having a laugh with this one.

There's no Selfridges in the Metrocentre Masseeeve one in the TC though.. Alex is off his tits on egg nog tbh. Even I knew there wasnt a Selfridges in the MC.

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Let it out, love. Let it all out. Shurrup Manchester does have some plus points. I'm nipping back down just before Chrsitmas actually but not sure I'll have time to meet you and get horrifically drunk in Walkabout a la a couple of years ago Talk about getting your excuses in early. Charmed I'm sure.

In all seriousness mate, the thing thats getting me the most jumpy now is the lad I'm going with. He will literally laugh at anything so he will carry on all the way through this even if neebody is laughing around him. He will adapt the laugh if the gags not funny (so it's just basically filler), but a laugh of some description will be deployed in any event. That sort of behaviour is guaranteed to do my heed in.

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Let it out, love. Let it all out.

Sorry! I maybe should have kept my mouth shut! It's not just me either - my mate who really likes them wasn't impressed either. I'd read a review in the Guardian the day of the gig as well which gave them only 2 stars so I was a bit concerned going in. So all I've really done is pre-warn you too. There was a student sat behind me PISSING himself at some of the unfunniest shit in the whole show. Annoying to say the least. Anyone who wets themself at "That's Numberwang!" wants a shoeing tbh. Have you watched much of their sketch show or are you just going off the strength of Peep Show? The entire show is just sketches.......which was the problem really. I've seen Peep Show 1-3 and know it inside out, I think it's wicked just cos of what the internal monalogue allows them to do. Can say stuff without having to develop it or work it into contextual dialogue (JWtbh). The concept is very clever stuff anyway basically as once thats in place you can write pretty much anything. But that is perhaps the problem....they didnt write peep show. I liked a lot of their latest Mitchell and Webb sketch show (which I think was self-pen'd?), but I got their early BBC sketch show on DVD recently and it is largely gash.