manc-mag

Whats the opinion on his stand-up?

Big Cook Little Cock tbh That can be your native american name. Just about to knock the shit out of a buffallo wing stir fry.

Speaking of absent TV presenter totty...how fine was Lisa Rodgers? Bring her back tbf. That girl on the Real Hustle is mint an all. Can I get a name check?

Would make a good blues song duh doooooo duh dum....

The only thing about Vaughan though is his face reminds me of a less pink/bloated version of Dave 'the Fish' Watson

And be really good at general knowledge too? Granted that's where you would come unstuck, but as David Brent would say, general knowledge is my forte.

Bradley Branning tbh. I mean Bodger, not Scott Edit: I prefer manc-mag's though, i.e. Gemmill being a dead ringer for Napolean Dynamite tbh

True, Donovan was a big pull for me.

It's always struck me that the way to win Mastermind is simply to pick a really really narrow specialist subject.

Rough as toast Which one? Both. Mind you Phillips is rough as toast with cold sick on top.

Aye, I'll have that one! Spotter's badge there like!

Rough as toast

Big Cook Little Cock tbh That can be your native american name.

Didnt mean to put your nose out of joint. Bent face.

One of the admin should change his ava Theres more intelligence behind those eyes than Scott's.

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong. The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting. (I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though) I had to buy ground cinammon to go in this pasta thing yesterday. Cinammon? In pasta? Couldn't even taste it tbh. You'll never use it again tbh. Lush on top of cappucino and cheesecake. Cath blatantly with cheesecake floating around in the top of her coffee there the pig.

I don't watch Eastenders, but how nerdy is Phil Mitchell's kid tbh?

I imagine Gemmill trying to cook as being like that Badger twat out of Bodger and Badger mashing potato

She looks gaunt at the minute - lost far too much weight. And her nose is bent to fuck as well. Dunno what happened there. Aye, I'm sure her face has started to look more bent the more weight she's lost. Definitely underweight now for a girl with those kinda curves.

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum.... Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then. You gonna use yourself as the ingredients? How playground was that?!

I'm all for Kate Garraway's bossoms, but isn't her face a bit bent?

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum.... Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though Cheese....cake? Garlic Bread etc

You can't get into my kitchen for girls panties on the floor tbh I'M THAT GOOD!

Have you been honking on your crack pipe, Scott! Just trying to redress the balance with all these claims of racism flying around. Seriously though, I don't really have anything against the bloke. Is he black? I'm so PC I don't even notice colour tbh.