manc-mag

I should be done by 12'ish so only 3 hours! Then checking into the Hilton for xmas frolics at 60 floors up. Rude not to tbf.

Leilani's nips are weird tbh.

Tbf, if SMO were to try that his missus might expect to find an engagement ring.

Beyond belief! Fuck thinking about it at all til after xmas-don't let the bastards spoil that-and take the piss royal in the new year as you search for something more deserving of your time!

But for the hair (i think Manc Mag may have mentioned it, though i'm not sure!) i would look younger! To be fair mate, it's only on those pics. I was struck by it cos it's nowhere near that grey in real life. They do say that the camera can add 10 pounds, 10 years and make you look drunk though-or in my case all three.

Are you doing a tour of the shittest cities in the UK?

PS happy birthday to Bridget for yesterday. 33.

In the pictures, he looks more like a badger than a hobbit.

Happy Birthday marra! btw, the grey on your temples doesnt half show up on photos as the piss up pics testify! Looking every bit of it tbh.

Good on her tbh! I hope you don't expect us to walk round dothing our cap to you though.

Renton is like the Lidl's own brand Gordon Ramsay tbh.

She must seriously like it up the arse then.

Cretinous. Worst of all it's blatantly Yanks on the adverts pretending to be the fans. PS they're only marginally worse than a lot of the stuff for sale in the club shop. Some of the framed photos in particular! Who buys that shite? Some of them are over a hundred quid!

photoshopped tbh

So what actually are they? Just some sort of a poster?

I was only joking, anyway I thought shitting and pissing yourself was pretty much the norm round here Not without exception. Matt's evolved to the stage where he does both on a rancid floorboard.

It says you 'literally' wet yourself. Perturbed you'd want to publicise that further.

Luke, man! 6 pages! *cringe*

I whinge because time passes slowly. I'm generally in a good mood on a Friday though and I light up your lives on this place. You're like a fat Eeyore today. With Gordon Ramsay's face. A.A.Milne is turning in his grave, not even Eeyore is as much a grouch as Renton today. I've seen statues with more joi de vivre Gargoyles, even! Thems the buggers I had the word Gorgon running about my head and couldn't shake it... clearly was thinking of Gargoyles though. wonder why I had Gorgons in my head..... Gorgon Ramsey

I was paying homage to our Southern friends and no matter how many times you refer to the "Kevin and Perry " photos I can assure you there is no touch of ging in me Mongface ???? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...=5941&st=40 I'd forgotten how spazzy those photos were. Blatant touch of the ging as well btw. More so than me anyway. Hells teeth!

This thread is going to have Sima all over it shortly. "And rightly so."

Don't worry, Judge Lennon has already sanctioned the transaction. He's bomb-proof.

Jesus wept. Youre not getting any more free legal advice from me on here this week, but I'll simply say this: 'unjust enrichment'. The next time you hear those words will probably be at the police station.

Shepherd in!

Can't believe the well wishing continues even after he says he couldn't care less. Unbelievable.