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This thread wants renaming before SMO sees it as an invitation to post pics of his cock tbh.

How could we have forgetten? The only thing that this sting was lacking....an Elvis impersonator!

There's a church-type-thingy there ib. Down the road (a toll road) there's a bit of an open area surrounded by buildings iirc. I haven't been there for a while (did 6months for passport fraud). 116935[/snapback] A Church type thing??? 116936[/snapback] Whey y'knaaa I would luv it (as someone famously said) to attend tomorrow, but I can't see wor lass letting me off the leash tbh 116940[/snapback] hahaha henpecked tbh

I am 6ft 2 by the way. Yous can all kiss my sweeneys!

Built up stockings? what will they think of next??? 116912[/snapback] They're laddered tbh. Jesus wept... it must be Friday!

Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it! 116892[/snapback] But isn't the minimum height to be a constable 5' 9" ?? 116898[/snapback] 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine!

Meenzer is seething

She's just a greedy skank who has no intention of letting anyone shag her - just as well I reckon - and the temptation of getting the £50 would surely be too much for her to ignore? A treasure hunt sounds good 116830[/snapback] I'm inclined to agree (and I'd hope that was the case actually, rather than the even sadder alternative)...but the one thing that doesnt quite fit that scenario is the bit about her requesting pics of SMO's cock? Unless he just made that bit up of course, to post pics of his cock. 116848[/snapback] She defo asked like, ask the mags i forwarded him the photo & txt. I 116864[/snapback] Of your cock?

not really no, ideally Id like someone from there to list me some places where I can hide the clues. Got the SatNav now so getting theres not a problem like but I dont think the Points of Interest on it includes "whore dead letterboxes" 116857[/snapback] Either way, the last bit should end up with 'Wacky-Bin' hanging off the side of Durham Cathedral in a scene reminiscent of the 39 Steps.

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. 116817[/snapback] Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!! "Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc.... 116834[/snapback] The reason I don't like it is because you have one of the poorest areas of the country, taking the piss out of one of the poorest areas of the country for being poor. It's embarrassing. 116846[/snapback] Fair enough.... Lacoste shell suits are still fair game though imho.

She's just a greedy skank who has no intention of letting anyone shag her - just as well I reckon - and the temptation of getting the £50 would surely be too much for her to ignore? A treasure hunt sounds good 116830[/snapback] I'm inclined to agree (and I'd hope that was the case actually, rather than the even sadder alternative)...but the one thing that doesnt quite fit that scenario is the bit about her requesting pics of SMO's cock? Unless he just made that bit up of course, to post pics of his cock.

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. 116817[/snapback] Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!! "Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc....

Yeah yeah yeah....nice one Pete.....but surely you work Wacky in a Dusty Bin outfit into that somewhere?!

Hang on, though. Supposing it is her, then why is it then right to re-post her pic? 116804[/snapback] Sounds like you've got something to hide tbh.

Smooth's arse has gone!

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] Scousers man. Oil and water thing. As a manc it's entrenched. Nobody ever learned me any better!

Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat.

Sumody tell mi sey yuh dida talk bout mi? Yuh no dun yet?

Right, you arrange the envelope full of monopoly money and I'll sit and wait with my video phone ready to clock her. I'll have to be heavily disguished though! Might get the windows of my Audi blacked out especially, been wanting an excuse to do this anyway. So you place the envelope and jump in my motor and we'll eat donuts and coffee til she shows. Anyone else want to come. I'd be inclined to go just for the coffee and donuts tbh. Where can I get a false tash from? Wacky will probably want to come too so I'll dig the bairns booster seat out for him. 116298[/snapback] Bastard! I'll be in Durham on Sunday an all.

Just make sure she really means it when she apologises. 116168[/snapback] You know, at times Gemmill, you could pass for a Jamaican with incisive comments like that. Commendable tbh 116172[/snapback] manc-mag is seething! 116178[/snapback] Got a small collection of old reggae 45's has he? 116180[/snapback] White boy with dreads, mate. 116185[/snapback] Does he have a stone in his shoe? 116188[/snapback] Wi no deh a Kingston now Choc Chip!!! Plenty batty riders in dis thread-Gemmill, im mek a too much nize….rrrrrraaaaahhhsssssss!!!!*kisses teeth*

Obviously I have nothing but disdain for any grown man who spends his time knocking one out over video games, but that was a classic 2001 reference. Lost on these fuckwits though tbf.

Sage advice at last after a full five pages.

Listen to the fucking lies on this one!

I could have limbo'd in under the door tbh.