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Is that that Jane Danson? Least of her worries tbh, she's barely female!

She definitely is boss-eyed and if I'm going to be ultra picky, her nips are also dreadful. No racist pun intended. 112789[/snapback] Just as well, her parents are Chinese 112793[/snapback] Ones Japanese the others Chinese. I've seen Kill Bill. I wouldnt mention it to her tho, very sore point!

She definitely is boss-eyed and if I'm going to be ultra picky, her nips are also dreadful. No racist pun intended.

The bloke wot plays Frank Gallagher went to the same school as my mate and (somewhat more illustriously) the BeeGees. FACTZILLA!

Says ALOT about british comedy then. 112476[/snapback] Prefer German stuff now eh? 112478[/snapback] Can you fucking imagine what German comedy must be like?!

haha Spinach and Chorizo! Parss the facking salt and pepper, Rupert!

Watched the first half hour of 'The Exorcism of Emily Rose' last night. Looked canny good but I feel to sleep cos I was knackered. Is the rest of it worth watching? Bear in mind it was a copy DVD hence I'd be aiding and abetting prostition and terrorism (as per previous posts), so it needs to be worth the trade off with my conscience.

Didn't know he had received threatening phone calls.....bad crack there like people, think some of them need to get a life 108836[/snapback] Fuck me gently! Peasepud goes into hiding:

Was it a nice arse though? And why have you got Donohue v Stevenson in your sig btw????? Have you found a snail in your ginger beer?

Grandmaster Flash: White Lines

Here he comes!

Fuck me gently, another illiterate cretin. This wind-up tactic is working a treat.

I haven't read it either, but to be fair, the competition on here is tough. One of the most interesting posts I've ever seen by Gemma was that blank one she posted today, like. I think that one beats the 5,000+ on N.O hand down tbh. 102873[/snapback] Chomp 102874[/snapback] Eh? Is your head up your arse Alex? 102878[/snapback] Thats a bit rich....wheres your other hand? 102881[/snapback] Probably where you would like to put your gob. 102890[/snapback] Pucker up, buttercup!

I haven't read it either, but to be fair, the competition on here is tough. One of the most interesting posts I've ever seen by Gemma was that blank one she posted today, like. I think that one beats the 5,000+ on N.O hand down tbh. 102873[/snapback] Chomp 102874[/snapback] Eh? Is your head up your arse Alex? 102878[/snapback] Thats a bit rich....wheres your other hand?

Can anyone summarise it in less than four words? Otherwise I'm not arsed.

Has he been dyeing his hair all this time then? Theres no end to his web of deceit tbh

I think they already have, and stapled them to him chin. 102861[/snapback] Dotbum um heep funny man!

Glitter balls tbh

Good man, so it is! I'll remind you before I'm up next time tbs tbs

I know Jonathon Woss loved it and he's got canny taste. I watched '2046' the other night. It's the follow up to 'In The Mood For Love'. It's set in 1960's Hong Kong (Chinese with subtitles) with the main character is writing a sci-fi novel set in 2046 which is really just about his own life and those of the people he meets. It's quite slow but beautifully shot. Loved it. I also watched 'Witchfinder General' after Mark Kermode likened it to 'The Wicker Man'. What a boring pile of shit. It's set-in Civil War England with Vincent Price's hamming it up in the title role being one of the few redeeming features (plus the odd creepy scene). The longest 1 hour 30 minutes I've spent recently. 102810[/snapback] I didnt get my open-toed sandals down to the newsagents co-operative in time to get my Guardian last week cos I had a lentil bake on the go-so I missed my free copy of the Wicker Man. Still never seen it. Agree about Witchfinder General btw ....though I could watch quite a lot of stuff just for Vincent Price alone.

Is that seriously how words form in your brain and come out of your mouth?

What? 100337[/snapback] What the Dickens?

NUFC are spying on HTT!!! Jesus H Corbett!!!!!

It does have limited application outside of Newcastle, I was quite looking forward to caliing someone a "fucking tree" or maybe even "fucking tree cunt". 98699[/snapback] .......is that what she said??!!! Sorry, my quote function must be fucked! 98703[/snapback] hurray....I'm getting picked on...I'm so happy now to be part of the "elite" 98709[/snapback] Flounce alert tbh. Pseudo-bullying.

It does have limited application outside of Newcastle, I was quite looking forward to caliing someone a "fucking tree" or maybe even "fucking tree cunt". 98699[/snapback] .......is that what she said??!!! Sorry, my quote function must be fucked!