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It was slim pickings at the end mind you. Nowt special in the last four from last week. Syed was nailed on for it iywmho but was fucked the second he suggested they commit fraud in that lottery ticket thing. No way Sugar could've picked him after that went out on air-would've done otherwise though. Glad the fat lezzer lost anyway.

Forget your gun? 130914[/snapback]

She might be there but I'll leave the papoose at home this time. PS you cant blame her for being all over me likes fly's round shit!

Did you see the three part series 'The Fight' that was shown on the beeb about the history of boxing? It was also repeated on UK History or something recently. The first one featured Jack Johnson a lot. It was an excellent series. 130862[/snapback] The singer or the boxer? 130864[/snapback] Guess. Are you up for the match at the weekend btw? 130879[/snapback] Aye. The second I heard Cath was out of the country I put the feelers out.

Oh aye, I forgot about Owen. He's the only thing that'll get my fella to watch a game. 130620[/snapback] Your bloke doesn't like football?! Is he some sort of hom?? 130621[/snapback] He likes footballers, that's got to be worth something? 130623[/snapback] I'd give you one.....I think. 130625[/snapback] 130871[/snapback] It's so thinly veiled these days it makes you cringe. The lad just needs to accept it.

Did you see the three part series 'The Fight' that was shown on the beeb about the history of boxing? It was also repeated on UK History or something recently. The first one featured Jack Johnson a lot. It was an excellent series. 130862[/snapback] The singer or the boxer?

Yeah but Gemmill was sat next to him in some gay bar or summat apparently.

Queer as a bottle of chips tbh.

You'd be driving. They'd be drunk in the back.

ejaculates during fist fights

I liked the Matthew Broderick/Reese Witherspoon one tbh.

CHOOOOOOOOON tbh

You mean Inland Revenue? She's either a Local Authority or general DWP, doubt you'd have access to either of those. Detective Manc fails again. 127861[/snapback] I assumed you (and therefore Manmeet also) were Revenue, seeing as you're in the same building as the pig on stilts?!

Manmeet Gobla? Reckon this is a put up job tbh. Our system is shared with the Revenue and unless this lass hasnt got internet access, she doesnt exist cos I cant find any trace of her!

Face it, neebodys got a fucking clue! End of thread!

Caretaker stints, n'est-ce pas? In any event neither were particularly long tenures were they?

Disappointed if true. With the greatest of respect (and thanks) to Roeder for what he's done thus far, I really dont think the Toon is the right place for a manager to serve an apprenticeship. Fair do's with Keegan but we were desparate in the extreme back then and I dont think the circumstances can be compared. Roeder clearly displays some of the vital qualities-if anything for me these should be honed at a smaller club before the real big time pressure kicks in.

Some people need to see a fucking doctor! 126490[/snapback] Aye, the people who clicked the link! 126798[/snapback] Speaking of linking and clicking, my mate linked up for a date with a South African girl recently. I asked how it went (expecting there'd be some language/cultural problems) which he more or less confirmed when he said, "it was alright, but we just didnt click". The thought of him trying to conduct a date in clicks has had me in stitches ever since. "Do you *click* come here often?"

Wired for Sound -(Shed Seven cover!!!)

Thought you had been power voting tbh 126484[/snapback] If I saw some of those 'top 20' I'd run a fucking mile. The pair top left looks like Gemmill pulling a moonie tbh.

Diverting stuff! Is the top 20 some kind of sick joke though?

If you accidentally swallow chewing gum, it sticks your insides together. If you swallow apple pips then a tree grows inside you and comes out your ears and mouth and nose.

My mum's met the bloke who devised the Halifax ad's with that Howard bloke etc etc in. Unfortunately she had nothing to plunge into his jugular at the time.

Van Basten in Bert Luque-esque 'whats his best position' fiasco! Yhe tragedy is I can actually fucking imagine that!

Used to wear number 99 tbh 124501[/snapback] Shot 9 times, played in goal for Algeria. 124508[/snapback] Whats that pope doing having kids anyway? I thought popes were only allowed to bash their bishops?