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I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig? 115576[/snapback] Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 115581[/snapback] Awwwwww. Sweet songs about clouds and fluffy things. It must be love!! 115585[/snapback] Silence dwarf-woman! 115592[/snapback] This surpasses snogging in the Trent on the gayness scale. 115597[/snapback] Men in patent leather spatz shouldnt throw stones.

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig? 115576[/snapback] Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 115581[/snapback] Awwwwww. Sweet songs about clouds and fluffy things. It must be love!! 115585[/snapback] Silence dwarf-woman!

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] Using Joni Mitchell lyrics in your sig? 115576[/snapback] Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived. 115507[/snapback] You weren't even there - too busy spending an hour and a half trying to get from the carpark to the pub. Holding hands an'all, I wager! 115520[/snapback] ......stalling for time...cringing at the thought of her meeting my 'big ginger gay mate' tbh!

I've never seen anything quite so gay as you kissy-kissying in the middle of the Trent last weekend, you big puff! 115496[/snapback] ...this coming from the bloke who 'air-kissed' geordieshandy when he arrived.

As usual, Gemmill starts 'homming-off' as soon as the opportunity arises.

Possessive and insecure tbh. 115454[/snapback] Not at all, as I suspect you know, more of a reponse to Ewerk's crazy plan. This bloke blatantly fancies the lass in question though, so I would ask my lass not to see him were the situation to arise. You would too I reckon. 115476[/snapback]

Possessive and insecure tbh. 115454[/snapback] Exactly. I dont want her to stop seeing her friends in anyway, I would be happy for her to see him every now and again in the pub when she is out with her mates etc. BUT not for him to try and arrange something every week! I dont want her shackled to me, we are both adults and the last thing I want her is to see me as some possesive freak who cant even take a dump without her there. We both have our own hobbies and enjoy doing them on our own and equally with each other Anyway for now I shall leave it and see what happens. She hasnt replied to his "biscuit" message as far as I know and she sent me a cool email this morning, so I think I shall calm down and let this cretin get the message that Wor Lass is a friend and thats it. 115469[/snapback] Definitely not a Monroe Transfer fan then?

Possessive and insecure tbh.

I know what you mean, but you can get rid of him in a few easy steps. 1. Arrange it so you're drinking with him this weekend. 2. Proceed to get pissed, or at least appear to be. 3. Let "slip" to him in a bravado fashion that you were playing away on a certain night during the week (make sure you specify the night and it is a night you were with your girlfriend). 4. Wait for him to tell your girlfriend that you have been unfaithful. 5. Wait for your girlfriend to realise that you were with her that evening and think that he is lying in order to break you up (if she doesn't make this connection then point it out to her. 6. Demand that she never speak to him ever again. Hey presto he's a slimy lying stalker and you're the victim, everyone's a winner! (apart from him obviously.) 115436[/snapback] Equally though she might not find the fact that he got the exact day of the week wrong such a crucial error-and in fact be more swayed by the fact that Wykiki had in fact confessed (to him) that he had been messing about. Worst advice ever!

The phone plug is constantly getting switched off at mine. Plug remains in but the switch gets turned off. Not used for owt else so a bit of a mystery. Nails tho me like.

6ft5? Surprised you can see to the bottom of your bed tbh.

You'd better hope that really was as a result of waxing mind!

Aye, judiciously mind. I'm sure he's got a lot worse!

to be fair tbh

Dont think she can be accused of 'sagging' tbf.

Bit harsh like. *goes into trance-like state* 34b I reckon.

Aye, I'd have liked to have seen a bit more bounce to the ounce tbh. 'Titty biscuits' as Wacky might say.

I'm not that arsed about seeing the photos, I'm only in it for the classic thread potential! ars. 114175[/snapback] I've obviously missed something on here today - or you're just calling me names. And yeah, yeah - whatever! 114178[/snapback] Scott's got a pet name for you?!? *shudders*

Crawling around on all fives tbh.

Plenty of positive feedback to the news that SMO's snapping himself flogging his horace tbh.

It's purely txt's on her requests. Funny thing is wor lass is in London this weekend and I had a win on the football at the weekend that I haven't told her about!!! My Friday night hole is sorted, if a little pricey! 114088[/snapback] but why pay for it at all? Surely there are enough slappers, i mean lasses about ready to give it for free? Tbh i hope you're joking, if not, i'd fucking love your lass to come home and find you at it 114120[/snapback] SMO's missus is up the duff though, which means he's on starvation rations-consequently he's entitled to plead the common law doctrine of 'it'd be rude not to!'

Definite sting this tbh. Rounding up the nonces. ars.

We could be done as principals as opposed to accessories on the grounds that SMO is a known mental defective tbh.

Stop mincing about and ring her tbh you puffhouse!