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Sammy, we sorted this out pages ago man! 124489[/snapback] Arise you mongs. 124494[/snapback] I still reckon I've got this one nailed by the way. The adjective of the same word describes the noun! I don't see any of yous beating that.
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Used to wear number 99 tbh
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Sammy, we sorted this out pages ago man! 124489[/snapback] Arise you mongs.
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I'll field this one you mongs! Orange is an autonym. As in the noun orange (the citrus fruit) Bow down you mongs tbh.
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Yes you have dummy. Scott is your name but it doesn't describe you does it? It applies to verbs that describe themselves I believe. EDIT: Adjectives even 124443[/snapback] I don't think that's right. Give an example other than autonym? 124449[/snapback] Small 124451[/snapback] No, I don't think so. Catmag got it I think. 124455[/snapback] Literally giving English degrees away in the 90's tbh.
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Gays out hunting? Whatever next?!
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Lemons?! Pound for pound theres more sugar in a lemon than a strawberry.
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Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. 120052[/snapback] Strictly speaking those only describe the labia. You both need to eat more minge before posting again on the matter tbh. 120055[/snapback] Yup, you were right, although our admin lass is none too impressed. Thanks a lot! 120066[/snapback] badly packed kebab?
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Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. 120052[/snapback] Strictly speaking those only describe the labia. You both need to eat more minge before posting again on the matter tbh. 120055[/snapback] So why don't you give them some tips or suggestions? Maybe their lack is simply something to do with technique. Go on. Cunnilingus- performance enhancing tips by Manc-Mag. 120059[/snapback] Basically wor lass locks me in a cage for three days, starves me, then covers 'herself' in marmite tbh. I'm like a rat up a drainpipe. Nose first.
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Prefer pork drapes tbh, let more light in. 120052[/snapback] Strictly speaking those only describe the labia. You both need to eat more minge before posting again on the matter tbh.
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axe wound or if you're really lucky......paper cut. tbh
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"tits is fuh' bairns" etc etc.....
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The thread should be retired to the Gold Forum and locked for posterity. Peasepud should have a statue erected in Durham Town Centre with the URL engraved on the plinth. SMO's mobile number and cock pics should be broadcast on Look North as an example to all perverts.
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Nowhere do I see "Oh, and by the way, eat meat on this day and I shall strike ye down" (Luke 23:55) 119318[/snapback] Basically Luke reckoned he was nails and Mark reckoned he was bricking it.
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Whose your fatha like? Lembit fucking Opik? 119209[/snapback]
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Scott's off to Top Man to get himself a new sparkly tit top. 119194[/snapback]
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Is "she" in Dublin PP? There's a media degree in DCU widely regarded as no more valuable than toilet paper. I knew a bloke who did it, honestly the thickest fucker I ever met, he was an "entrepreneur" who I honestly had to spend a week explaining that if you spent a quid to make 50 pence you were making a loss! It was a beautiful moment the penny dropped, is that you Ronan? 117259[/snapback] Fucking Hell! The Celtic Tiger keeps on roaring!
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Thats PEACE man....fucking PEACE!!! Not fucking PRAISE!!!! Death to the fucking hobbit INFIDEL!!!!!!!
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You forgot to put 'pbuh' tbh. That could get you killed (or a severe chinese burn) in certain parts of Manchester. 117186[/snapback] Peace be upon him, right? 117190[/snapback] Aye, thats the badger!
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You forgot to put 'pbuh' tbh. That could get you killed (or a severe chinese burn) in certain parts of Manchester.
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Roll the letters forward one and you get the name of a certain multinational computer firm, although Clarke denied it was intentional. Was thinking about treating myself to one of these* today, anyone recommend a couple of games? *360, not HAL 9000. 117168[/snapback] IBM, never heard that one before like. Makes sense though. 117172[/snapback] Toontastics very own Grassy Knollington!
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email is ......pager is...... etc etc. CALL MEEEEEEE 117104[/snapback] Bollocks, are you trying to say that the lovely eyed Lisa is a skank of Sophie proportions? 117108[/snapback] Kept the emails/pms tbh. Blatantly fancied a bit.
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Fuck off. Go and try it on with Mags or something. 117089[/snapback] Crying here! Best comeback of the year, that!
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So is this actually the daft cow? 117059[/snapback] Blaydon tbh.
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He hasnt paid for anything yet either and doesnt intend to tbh.