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Post-count reset tbh. It's the only way they'll learn.

Good, cos you were close to getting laced there tbf.

Wouldn't you say the difference in the pace of the game in Italy and England is more down the tempo at which the game is played as a whole, rather than the pace at which the players themselves can run though? Yes, I'd say the pace is driven by the way we play the game (mentality) as opposed to it being simply due to a proponderance of fast players speeding it up. However I think because of the way we play it (fast) it places a premium on fast players and they tend to rise to a high level in the domestic game. However this is probably a level which is beyond their competence (as footballers) at international level. The same applies to the numerous 'athletes' we have in our team who can run and run about all day. Excellent ability to have of course, but not as good as the ability to simply keep hold the ball in the first place and use it judisciously.

My logic is flawless WAISAD

The PM function is strictly for sex chat as you well know!

Thats numberwang! Lets revolve the board!

That is what I fear. I think with Kuijt it was just down to bad luck so far, he really looked a good signing for them so far. There were also few signs from him and Bellamy in the game against PSV to form a good partnership. I hope this comes after tomorrows game where hopefully Crouch and Fowler will start... Would that be the same Peter Crouch who's set to break all England International goalscoring records.

I'm definitely not greedy or selfish like. Jealousy I'd say generally not but it can depend on the circumstances I spose.

Given the pace of the Italian game, I can imagine he looked like shit off a stainless steel shovel over there-but would only look average pace over here. Our games played at far too high a tempo tbh, to the detriment of technical ability. Which is why we are always ultimately fucking gash at international level, where skill will nearly always win out over athleticism.

Sounds more like greed/selfishness than jealousy tbh. Though theyre probably not polar opposites I spose.

....and Freddy's the man for that job. With a team of all Geordie forensic accountants and auditors. *dances in the street with lercal pride*

79p for one Stereophonics song? I fear Zico has missed the point spectacularly here.

Aye, I think my membership is summat like £57 but I dunno for certain cos it's dd and theyve probably up'd it again recently. Fucking hate the gym tbh-the only way I can bring myself to pay for it is if I dont see it leaving my account at all. In fairness though, although I'm 15 stone at least 10 stone of that is in the guns.

Freudian tbh. Dave's right, this place is getting more depraved than a Young Conservative Countryside Alliance Conference in Brighton.

Aye, thorty the next time round. and still fifteen stone no doubt. Half my age. If I can keep that ratio up into my nineties I could give Renton a run* for his money. *waddle

nah, I dont really do birthdays (meaning my own). Happy to get sloshed celebrating other peoples but I'm too much of a moody shitehawk about getting a year older to celebrate my own. Next year isnt even getting a mention. I'm going in to a bupa hospital on September 7th and being sedated until September 9th. *Books agency shift for September 8th at the Alex in Cheadle* My kind of anaethetics nurse-make sure you bring the Guinness drip. Don't want too much blood in my alcohol system! Oh and happy borthday Steve!

nah, I dont really do birthdays (meaning my own). Happy to get sloshed celebrating other peoples but I'm too much of a moody shitehawk about getting a year older to celebrate my own. Next year isnt even getting a mention. I'm going in to a bupa hospital on September 7th and being sedated until September 9th.

*strops off* Divent worry-I was rather hoping not to be reminded of it actually. And you can forget about the next one completely, just for the record.

Have you been saying it for the last 5-10 years? If so you've already been proved wrong.

"Say what you see!"

By the way, what the fuck were you drinking?

It seems weird enough for 'straight' lads to want to have something resembling a penis rammed up their arse but it seems even odder that there would be so many lasses* who would want a strap on of their own to perform this very practice. Whats in it for the lasses then? Do they get a kick out of rogering a blokes anus? Serious question. *I realise it's an Ann Summers party so is not completely representative of the female population.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure John Wayne's hairy saddle bags doesnt refer to the minge, quim, punani, wizaeds sleeve, beef curtains, bacon sandwich, miiiiiiiiiiiinge, beaver, fanny, mott, fadge, clown's pocket, lady garden or the vagina in any way at all.

I resent that, you'd have to be a real arsehole to joke about something like this! Theres gonna be a punchline in a second I can sense it.....