Dr Kenneth Noisewater

England - USA first game, a dream scenario for Al-Qeda.

From .com: So, to put it more succinctly Chris, "No".

Why do so many 'dog people' have a fear or hatred of cats? Cat owners don't seem to have the same vitriol for dogs.

I've had a couple of dogs and four cats. Male cats are more 'dog-like' than their female equivalents. They've got a bit of character and more personality about them. They also tend to be territorial and like to roam and make sure that no interlopers have come onto their patch. Female cats are softer, they'll quite happily live inside as house cats as long as they don't get used to going out. For your own piece of mind, I'd keep her in. Just get the solids out of the litter tray regularly

If you don't want to tell us what it is, you could check on here for potential things to look out for: http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/carbycar/index.htm

It's your shout at the end of the day Laz. You could get a gem or you could get a wallet emptying nightmare. Have you asked them why they're selling it trade? Surely there's more profit in cleaning it up and sticking it on the forecourt if its decent. And sending it to the auctions if its an unwanted part-ex.

Contemplating going to go with this this year: I expect Jimbo and Laz will approve.

I can tell you exactly what it would be: Tough shit, sold as seen.

This. Although flexi is always a bonus.

im not saying - dont want one of you snapping it up. PM me, I guarantee I won't be buying it.

Palace haven't been able to pay their players this week either. Apparently smug arsehole Simon Jordan has 'short-term cash flow problems'. What a shame.

What sort of car is it anyway?

Have you got any mates who are mechanics? You could get them to look at it if the garage are ok with that. You'll not get a warranty so you better be sure. If the price seem too good to be true it probably is too good to be true.

The £2.95 postage takes the shine off the 'unbelievable deal'. Just cos you only need one box for the year, doesn't mean the rest of us can't stock up Christmas. My birthday. What am I supposed to do with the third one??

No. I'd definitely smell a rat. What have they got to hide? I can only presume they don't want you to have the rights you'd have if you bought it as a normal dealership sale: ie that it has to be road-worthy, fully working and if anything major goes wrong just after you buy it it's up to them to put it right. 4x4 specialists aren't they?

Owen Oyston. Got done for rape iirc.

Howay 5-0 Got it on vhs somewhere.

Heavily biased towards popular indie rock, as it was voted for by listeners of a popular indie rock station. But then all these lists are a matter of opinion and therefore pointless aren't they?

The £2.95 postage takes the shine off the 'unbelievable deal'.

Yes, it was for comic effect.

Good news if it comes off.

They were filming in Middlesbrough and turned up to do a P.A at the Riverside in Newcastle shirts (they quickly went back down the tunnel and came back in boro shirts after the torrent of abuse was released mind).

This First Defence nasal spray claims to 'trap & kill the cold virus at the back of the nose, where the infection starts' It appears to have no active ingredients. So, clever science or marketing mumbo-jumbo?

Left his drive at 2.30am, hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbours garden. Undoubtedly pissed.