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She's not even the nicest one! #1 Nadine (if she doesn't speak with that god awful accent) #2 the ginger one (never thought this was possibly) 3-4 Cheryl or the blonde one there is no number 5...ya just wouldn't There's something wrong with your eyes mate, Kimberly is clearly the #1. Agree with Alex than Nadine loses points for having legs that a sparrow would consider a bit thin. The ginger one is a miserable bitch and the blonde one looks like a young Wendy Richards (and not in a good way).

Album: Dare by the Human League Single: can't remember, something novelty.

Itv has switched off its analogue teletext. Farewell page 401, you will be missed.

I would've thought he was worth a place in the squad purely for his big match experience. He's got to offer more on the world stage than Carlton Cole or Agbonlahor.

Been to see The Charlatans in boro tonight, blizzard conditions on the way back.

Do amazon downloads definitely count towards the charts? They do. The 29p ones are something of a loss leader for them, but they definitely count. Cheers Meenz, I'll have a bit of that.

Do amazon downloads definitely count towards the charts?

Says more about the quality of the Championship than it does about Nolan tbh.

Just started in North Yorkshire.

The end of that is quality like.

Hardly surprising, 8th after what they've spent.

He's off the wagon again. Arrested wandering round Jesmond drunk this morning.

Christmas shopping all done in less than half a day. Don't know what all the fuss is about tbh.

I was amazed that JFH scored more than Bergkamp or the horse.

I thought that to begin with. But I'm now thinking it might be better if they pull out of the nosedive (only slightly mind) so Rafa doesn't get sacked. The longer he stays there the better imo

I see Rafa has "guaranteed" they'll finish top four. Talking himself into a corner methinks.

Is this the dodgy one from Custombilt?

RATM supposed to be in the lead at the mo. Come on!

Notts County have lost another manager, Sven's mate Backe. Only been there 7 weeks, very stange going on. I wonder if Sven is thinking of bailing?

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Have a good one Gemmill.

No, Gemmill...

Winner: Ryan Giggs Overseas: Usain Bolt Coach: Fabio Capello Young: Tom Daley Team: England cricketers Lifetime achievement: Seve Ballesteros Surprised Button and/or Brawn didn't get an award.

Thinking of getting the awld fella a Singleton of Dufftown 12-year-old this year. What do you reckon Alex?