Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Quite like the first album. I liked the first album too, and the track they did with the Pet Shop Boys (Disappointed?).

The clue is he's holding Raikkonen's helmet.

Why did Jonny Marr join The Cribs? They're fairly ordinary and he's old enough to be their dad.

This would be an even bigger shock than Jenson to McLaren imo. I really can't see him breaking his ambassadorial role with Ferrari. Mind, I couldn't see Button leaving Brawn a week ago.

aye they do that sort of thing in American football as well don't they? so many calls per game or something. @Slowing up flow of the game, there's so much arsing about at freekicks and corners that argument is null and void, players standing over the ball, chasing down a ref, nothing is taken quickly now. Goal line technology for major decisions in the box is needed imo, adding more inept officials behind the net or wherever else will never help. American Football has a 'coaches challenge' system. I think they allowed to make up to three challenges but if they fail, they lose a time-out. If they have no time-outs left they can't challenge. The equivalent in football would have to be if your challenge failed you'd lose a substitution. No subs left, no challenge. It works well over there. I also think the coaches can't challenge in the final 2 minutes of the game (might be either half, not sure), but the umpire can choose to look at a video replay in that time if he feels the need. The NFL are much more open to making changes to the rules for the good of the game than FIFA.

Leave it lads, we've all had a drink...

Almost as good as the steel band Joy Division cover, a marching band Depeche Mode cover:

Any particular reason? They're better cars than the Astra. A Focus does almost everything very well. Zetec is a nice trim level too. Has it got ac? Also the Astra is a three door, so less practical, and I'd wonder if a 1.6 mated to an automatic gearbox had enough torque to keep you going at a decent rate. It's also beige.

http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/loans/cheap-personal-loans http://www.uswitch.com/loans/ I'd go for the Focus.

What the fuck is that on his back? Angel wings??

The va-va-cunt.

Platini will defend them of course. They're corrupt as well as cheats and cowards. What a disgraceful nation.

Stewart Francis, excellent one-liner guy: All killer, no filler.

Ermmmmm, yeah, pretty much Now then, I think WD40 is an excellent addition to every household - a real 'must have' for any home. I once knew a fella who got confused between WD40 and KY Jelly Maybe they hadn't had sex for a while and felt a bit ring-rusty.

Minutes silence.

George Burley has been put out of his misery as scotland manager. Not really surprising. Wonder who'll take it?

Sounds like it. They'll certainly be treated like a customer team instead of a principal team next year if this is true. Must say I'm surprised too.

Ewar Woowar, RIP.

No team other than the cantona-inspired Man Utd would've caught us in 95-96 Seeing such an attack-minded team lift the biggest prize could've made a big difference to the way other sides approached the league too.

Do they still make those KitKat Cubes? A fair percentage of those were all chocolate. Very more-ish.

As expected:

Fabric Pancake.

Usual place, usual day, but an hour later now: Clicky

A friend of mine was killed by a driver using his phone. Boils my piss when I still see cunts using them whilst attempting to drive.

Playing at testimonial pace tbf.