Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I didn't realise Schumacher had signed a 3 year deal with Merc. He'll be not far off 45 when that finishes.

Man City and MK Dons both won didn't they?

Sound like bollocks to me like.

Agreed. Week in, week out the standard is rotten. The '93 team would spank absolutely everybody in this league.

City break in Bath in the new year, a week in the sun in May doing nothing and getting fat, a week camping in this country some time either side of the school summer holidays, a city break in Barcelona, and a week late in the year that I haven't decided what to do with yet.

So, who is reading this bored with certain members of their family and/or the desperate christmas night tv schedule?

Likewise. adidas would be my first choice, followed by umbro.

Can't believe you've not seen that before Tom. Possibly my favourite goal of all time.

If I was with Red Bull I'd be concerned about Renaults commitment to improving the performance and particularly the reliability of the engine, bearing in mind they've all but pulled the plug on the programme.

ok, this ? Does it take filter coffee or beans, will it make 1 cup and how do you clean it out etc ? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bialetti-Moka-Expr...r/dp/B0000AN3QI Don't put it in the dishwasher, aluminium don't like it.

Mokarabia if you can get it. Superb.

As Tom states above, the line between working and middle classes has become more blurred. There is however a clearly defined underclass now: No work ethic, few social skills and impossible to educate. Filthy, ignorant, breeding, feral scum.

Compliments of the season to my fellow Toontastic-ers and their loved ones. Have a good one lads & lasses.

Horrendous.

Phil Brown I reckon, he looks the type. (Based on absolutely nothing, if Toontastic's legal team want to delete this).

NHS-tastic Just got these:

As is the rest of St. Helens.

So we've got the Mercedes German All-Stars vs. the McLaren English Dream Team vs. the Ferrari Hispanic Alliance. Interesting!

Out of the air. It has substance though by all accounts They did a deal to be our 'official travel provider' or something a couple of months back didn't they?

Chicago Cubs haven't won the World Series for over 100 years (1908 was the last time) and haven't been in the finals since World War II. They've averaged about 40000 attendance the last few years. Maybe we should be twinned with them?

I reckon Carroll could be a decent bit part player. Certainly an option from the bench to rough some defences up. He has a bit og the Niall Quinns about him. He'd score 10 goals in any league he plays in. He's not as intelligent as Niall Quinn was, nowhere near it. He's more Duncan Ferguson (with the police record to prove it).

Where has the Thomas Cook link come from? Or has a photoshopper just pulled it out of the air?

They're not bothered about us tho

His twitters are very pro-nufc fans/nust and anti-ashley. In hindsight Kinnear was the cunt.

Racist