Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Susanna Reid from Breakfast News:

^She's quality like, but I can't believe of all the birds on tv you're nominating Fizz!? She's surely more suited to the Borderline-Boilers thread, and even then she'd be a ropey choice.

Make her watch the portable. Problem solved.

As its not on itv, what's the problem?

Despite it being a fight between two europeans, in europe, does it still not start til stupid o'clock?

That's exactly what the bloke who spiked him thought.

This was released 30 years ago this month, 30: Whilst looking for it, I found this which is rather marvellous:

I was just saying that to a lad I work with this morning. Then claim Rafa Benitez is a genius? Just had a look on skybet, liverpoo are 6/1 favourites for the uefa, a competition they're not even in yet. Bookies are even bigger thieves than scousers!

Clearly copied the front end design from an early eighties Toleman:

Renault could be the next to leave according to the Beeb:

I wonder if he'd accept 'The Sunderland Echo @ St James Park' if they came up with the necessary cash?

It won't be Firestone, they are a subsidiary of Bridgestone these days. I hope it's Goodyear, their F1 calendars were always very classy.

I've just downloaded series 1 of it, gonna start watching it tonight Let us know what its like. First episode just starting now on fiveUSA.

Did your mam put it on a hot wash or something? Green & dark blue wasn't it? For some reason that kit always reminds me of Ruel Fox.

You're kidding me right? Fucking awful cheap shit - 'click' city those shirts.... Ugh, makes me shiver just reading about how clicky they were. Rank things. I think people remember them with fondness because the design of them was simple, clean and traditional after the 'barcode' shirt that went before it. I had the training top:

Urgh.

Is that what's known as a backhanded compliment?

You've banged her though, haven't you?

What about ginners? It's still ok to abuse them right?

Fucking thing wouldn't accept my spelling of Reading's ground either.

Go for 'Niggaz' then, thats allowed.

What was the profit on the last two transfer windows?

Have a good one Leazes.

Good luck with that peter, you horrible slimy shit.