Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Compared to Allardyce, Souness et al? Not really, no. But they went because they were shit, and worth paying off for the good of the football. This way, it's us as a club picking up the bill for a dispute between the fat cunt, the dwarf and the dummy-spitter. £4m send-off for 8 months work is perfectly fine, why continue for as much as you can get if you 'love the club', considering the position it's in? £4m comes from The Times admittedly, but all the same, I like Keegan as much as the next fan but it's like he can do no wrong around here. He deserves something for the exit he was forced into but for him to sit and try and take as much as he can from the club is not something that sits particularly well with me. If you like KK "as much as the next fan" why are you disrespecting him in your post immediately prior to this one? Don't refer to the man who has done more for this club than anyone else in most of our lifetimes as "the dummy-spitter"

I'll tell you, honestly, I would love it if KK takes £8mil off Ashley, LOVE IT!

Congratulations Pud and Ellie. Must be something in the air at the moment, one of my best mates mrs is due to give birth tomo and another one of my close friends has just found out he's becoming a dad.

The well-known scientific journal The Sun?

As their name is mud now, I wonder if Renault have considered re-branding the F1 team (or the customer engines) as Nissan seen as though they own half of the Japanese company.

I wondered what was going on over there

Swann was quality (toon fan too). Worrying how England tend to collapse in a heap as soon as Strauss is out. We were in the county stand which was in the shade for the aussies innings, it must've been 10 degrees cooler until the sun came round. I'm knackered now, going to bed.

If Russell Howard mated with Russell Brand, you'd get Russell Kane:

Ummm, should he have given us a month's notice? The problem was how the club dealt with it, not Keegan. Keegan could probably shag your bird and you'd blame yourself. I'd be pleased if he shagged mine. In fact, I'd even let him have a turn on me if he wanted.

What is this? Loads of empty plastic pint glasses stacked together.

Just got back in. Good days entertainment, feeling knackered though. Drinking from 10.30am doesn't suit me. Why do the stewards confiscate beach balls and chuck people out for making beer snakes in the barmy army area? Surely if you get tickets for there you know its going to be lively?

Mine's a freebie

Anyone else going to the Riverside tomo?

Would you consider buying a card holder with the newcastle badge printed on it for £1, £1.50, £2 or not at all. Is it for credit cards, playing cards, business cards or memory cards? Like bus passes, credit cards aswell I suppose. Not at all.

Would you consider buying a card holder with the newcastle badge printed on it for £1, £1.50, £2 or not at all. Is it for credit cards, playing cards, business cards or memory cards?

What was the question again??

I saw a mackem drowning the other day and reported it to the emergency services. I hope they rescued him otherwise that was a waste of a second class stamp.

All you threads have been about people dying recently, how come you're always the first to know? Angelus, are you the grim reaper?

BRING BACK KINNEAR! That's what the paramedics on the set of the Three Musketeers were attempting whilst resuscitating Roy.

Even without the toothy grin beaming back at you, that looks fucking rank! What the hell is it? Apparently a can of Herring, with a dog jaw in it?! Fish mouths. The cheeks are to die for allegedly.

Canned food that bites back:

I tried a can of this once...

HUGHTON OUT!