Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Will it have a division two?

They could call it the Eye Sore tbh.

You're not listening Boyo, they haven't got time to exercise or eat healthily. It's a constant grind for doleites, Jeremy Kyle, Trisha, Richard & Judy... there's just not enough hours in the day.

They should be put down.

Top three topic titles on General Chat at the moment are: Wife; Redundancies; Gambling. Are you lot trying to depress me!?

I'm beginning to get that siege mentality that ManU fans always seem to have.

I can't watch Miami, Caruso makes me want to hurl the remote at the tv, I love Vegas though, but I can't quite get into the new York series. Likewise. Vegas is head and shoulders the best. I can dip in and out of New York, but Miami leaves me cold. Mainly due to the cast.

There will be a 'boost button' of sorts, if the KERS systems work.

Do they get wood if one thinks sexual thoughts but the other one isn't in the mood?

Bulmers is making White lightening 5.5% instead of 7.5% to promote sensible drinking, so I think we can all stop worrying now.

I honestly think patriotism is frowned upon in this country, which is sad. Too many mistakenly associate it with racism.

The idea is that it would encourage overtaking. I don't think the drivers aren't overtaking because they don't want to, its because its bloody difficult in modern-era F1. True, but the idea is (and it's not Fop's idea - if Bernie listened to Fop, they'd have limited Nitrous back in and blades on the wheels ) that a driver will not risk an overtaking manoeuvre when when coming 2nd or 3rd or whatever will do - which is pretty true, whether it's the best solution . Smaller wings are a step in the right direction, but I'd ban carbon brakes. The ridiculously short braking distances make it almost impossible to get a run on someone these days. Steel brake discs please (and suspension parts, lets have a bit of wheel-banging back too).

Gil Grissom, the daddy of all CSI's hung up his lab coat for the final time tonight. It won't be the same without him

The idea is that it would encourage overtaking. I don't think the drivers aren't overtaking because they don't want to, its because its bloody difficult in modern-era F1.

It should be a bank holiday, pretty sure we have fewer than any other european country. There was talk of having a 'Trafalgar Day' bank hol in October to spred them out a bit more through the year but I guess that the thumbs down for potentially hurting the feelings of our continental cousins.

I question how thoroughly they've thought it through. I know there were muttering at the end of last season about if Massa won more races didn't he deserve it, but the last two seasons have been decided at the end of the final race, what more can they want in terms of a cliffhanger? Also Keke Rosberg was the 1982 World Champion despite only winning ONE race because he was the most consistent in one of the most eventful seasons of F1 history.

Are we still allowed to say 'they murdered us' or 'the Toon are getting killed in midfield'?

Never ones to miss a trick, saw this in Sports Direct today:

Here comes the backlash: No chance of being on MotD or fivelive again in the current climate. The beeb are still over-reacting from the Ross-Brand debacle.

Typical of the small-time, penny-pinching mindset of the current regime*. Lets not play Duff or Xisco because it'll cost us some money. How much do you thing relegation will cost us, you brainless fucking wankers. *if true.

Playing in the championship is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First or all you have to go down... etc, etc

I think hes a toss, not because of his views but the way in which he goes on when someone disagrees with them. is baggy on it do you think He is! Howd'ya guess??

Football should use the same rules as prisons, you're only bent if your a taker

Shopping trolley attendent? "I see thunder, lightening, Shauny Goater is frightening"

A proper manager wouldn't want to work under Wise. Therein lies our problem.